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Here's our huge collection of freethought, humanist, atheist, pro-science, anti-war, progressive, liberal stickers. Stick one of these on your car bumper and you'll be surprised at the number of people who will walk up and agree with you! Most stickers are $2.00. Any of our rectangular stickers can easily be turned into a magnet. Just order one of our magnetic backings and ask us to attach the sticker to it - easy! Please note that colors and designs may change from time to time... 
Our stickers are proudly made in The USA!
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If You Are Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention sticker$2.00 Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.21 x 7.62 cm) |
If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher sticker$2.00 Show your support for America's real heroes! Our underpaid, under-appreciated army of educators are treated with contempt by the G.O.P. and the talking heads of the right-wing media, so raise a cheer for them with this sticker! Dimensions: 11-3/4 x 3 inches (29.8cm x 7.6cm) |
If You Can't Operate Your Turn Signals sticker$2.00 I don't have time for turn signals! I'm far too busy on the phone, drinking my half-gallon soda, fixing my hair, feeding the kids, changing the CD, reading the paper, sending a fax, popping a few Paxils, etc. Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.21 x 7.62 cm) |
If You Can't Trust Me with A Choice... sticker$2.00 If You Can't Trust Me with A Choice... sticker. Here's a very simple question for America's dark ages campaigners, who would confine women to the nursery and the kitchen. And these are the same people who claim to be the defenders of freedom... Dimensions: 11" x 3" |
If You Oppose Warfare as Much as Welfare... Sticker$2.00 If you oppose warfare as much as you oppose welfare, you could be a real Christian. For years we've been commenting on the hypocrisy of the Christian "value of human life" yet the seeming disregard of it. Apparently the only time people hold any value is while they are in the womb...Sticker measures 3" x 11". |
If You Want Country Run By Religion Move to Iran StickerCould equally apply to any other country where religious institutions exert complete social dominance. It couldn't happen here... could it? Dimensions: 11-1/4" x 3" (28.6cm x 7.6cm) Full-Size $2.00 |
If You're Born Again, Do You Have 2 Belly Buttons? Sticker$2.00 New design! Actually, I now have 3 belly buttons! Bet you're jealous.... |
Ignorance & Arrogance Is Bad Foreign Policy Sticker$2.00 Ignorance & Arrogance Is Bad Foreign Policy Sticker. Where's 'foreign' anyway? Isn't that like... abroad, or something? Political antiBush liberal sticker. |
Imagine Sticker"Imagine: No Heaven No Hell" This great line from the John Lennon song is available as a regular size sticker (11 inches/ 28 cm) or as a mini-sticker (4.75 inches/ 12 cm). Mini-IM $1.50 Full-Size $2.00 |
Impeach God sticker$3.00 Impeach God sticker. Well, we would if we could! So many people have carried out atrocities and hate crimes in his name, that we think he's gotta start facing up to some of his godly responsibilities. Premium quality, hand made sticker. Dimensions: 11" x 3" |
In God We Doubt$2.00 In God We Doubt 6" x 4" sticker. Here's our own version of the highly un-Constitutional motto that has been printed on our money for the last 50 years. Patriotic Freethinkers would love to have a currency that doesn't preach religious nonsense, or trample on the Constitution. Where will it end? Religious dogma on our Social Security cards, drivers' licenses, or passports? Yikes! |
Infidel in English and Arabic Sticker $2.00 An infidel is an unbeliever with respect to a particular religion, especially Christianity or Islam, or one who has no religious beliefs. It is also one who doubts or rejects a particular doctrine, system, or principle. Anyway you slice it, infidel is NOT a dirty word! Dimensions: 8" x 3.5" |
Intelligent Design Is For Dummies sticker$2.00 Intelligent Design Is For Dummies sticker. Too scared to learn about real science? Worried about your standing among true believers? Satisfied with a life of ignorance? Here's a parody of a book we'd love to hand out to these people. It would be an instant best-seller! Dimensions: 7.5" x 3.75" |
Intelligent Design is Neither sticker$2.00 Intelligent Design is Neither sticker. Send one to a friend in Kansas, or any of the other 'Jesusland' states! Dimensions: 6" x 3-3/4" (15.2cm x 9.5cm) Political freethought sticker. |
A Man of Quality Sticker$2.00 It takes a real man who is secure in himself to help empower women - and get out of their way! Dimensions: 11-1/2" x 3" (29.2cm x 7.6cm). |
Intelligent Design Wind Turbines sticker$2.00 Intelligent Design Wind Turbines sticker. Install a turbine on your roof and watch your energy bills fall! This design is exclusive to EvolveFISH.com Dimensions: 7.5" x 3.75" |
Invest In America, Buy A Congressman StickerAvailable as a full-size sticker: 11 x 3 inches (27.94 x 7.62 cm) ...or as a mini-sticker: 4-1/2 x 1-3/4 inches (11.43 x 4.45 cm). Full-Size $2.00 Mini-IV $1.50 |
IRAQ / IRAN gas pump sticker$2.00 IRAQ / IRAN gas pump sticker. Even though the US is already bankrupt and bogged down in two disastrous Middle-Eastern wars, the CIA is now orchestrating riots and unrest after some very suspicious elections in Iran. Is this really what our tax dollars should be spent on?? Dimensions: 11" x 3" |
It's Become Appallingly Clear sticker$2.00 Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.21 x 7.62 cm) |
It's Your Hell You Burn In It StickerThese stickers are 11-1/4" x 3" / (28.6cm x 7.6cm) Full-Size $2.00 |
James Dobson - Damn Good Riddance sticker
$5.00 James Dobson - Damn Good Riddance sticker. We're all celebrating today, as James Dobson - founder of hate group Focus on The Family - announced his resignation. Free people all across the USA are cheering already, and so are we! First Bush goes, then Dobson... we're wondering which right wing lunatic will be next! Premium quality, hand made sticker, dimensions: 11" x 3" |
Jesus Doesn't Love You Any More, He's Mine, All Mine sticker$2.50 Jesus Doesn't Love You Any More, He's Mine, All Mine sticker. Let's face it - he never really liked you anyway. He only befriended you so that he could get to meet me!! Dimensions: 7" x 3" (17.8cm x 8.9cm). Freethought humorous sticker. |
Jesus Isn't Coming He's Just Breathing Heavy sticker$2.00 Jesus Isn't Coming He's Just Breathing Heavy sticker. A second coming - only 2,000 years after the first? Sounds like he needs more Viagra than Rush Limbaugh. We're still cleaning up the unholy mess left behind from his last visit. Dimensions: 10-1/2" x 3" |
Jesus Loves Me But I Still Make Him Wear a Condom, Sticker
$2.00 Blasphemy was never so much fun! This will certainly get you a couple of looks. Display with pride on your car and see who honks...Sticker measures 2.75" x 10.5". |
Jesus Loves You But I'm His Favorite Sticker$2.50 Awww, ain't that sad? Imagine being only second best? All the time you thought he loved you more than anyone else - ha ha ha ha ha!! Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" inches (17.8cm x 8.9cm) |
Jesus Saves and Takes Half Damage Sticker$2.00 A humorous backlash from when Dungeons & Dragons was ridiculed as satanic. Jack Chick has nothing now, knowing that Jesus himself played and made his save vs. breath weapon roll. |
Jesus Saves By Shopping Wisely Sticker$2.00 Jesus Saves by Shopping Wisely and using Double Coupons Dimensions: 12 x 3 inches (30.48 x 7.62 cm). |
Jesus Saves, Passes to Buddha, He Scores! sticker$2.00 Jesus Saves, Passes to Buddha, He Scores! sticker. Here's one for all you freethinking hockey or soccer fans. If Jesus and Buddha can work together as a team, maybe one day, humans beings will too! Dimensions: 10-1/2" x 3" |
Jesus Was A Liberal Sticker$2.00 Funny how the righteous right loves to worship history's most famous liberal, isn't it? For some reason, they don't see the irony... |
Keep Your Laws Off My Body Sticker $2.00 This sticker boldly proclaims what should be common knowledge and practice. |
Keep Your Rosaries Out Of My Ovaries Sticker$2.00 Keep Your Rosaries Out Of My Ovaries Sticker. White text on red backing. Measures 3" x 11". |
Keep Your Theology off my Biology sticker$2.00 Keep Your Theology off my Biology sticker. The enemies of choice are gathering, and determined to end a woman's right to control her own body. Don't let the religious nuts have their way - speak out with this sticker! Dimensions: approx. 11-1/2" x 3" |
Last Time We Mixed Politics With Religion Sticker$2.00 "Last Time We Mixed Politics With Religion...People Got Burned At the Stake" |
When You See A Rainbow... sticker$2.00 When You See A Rainbow... sticker. Ever wondered what those pretty colors in the sky mean? Well, now you know what all that noisy thundering and banging is about! We love the multi-colored celestial light show, and if there is a god, it sounds like she's having a real good time... Dimensions: 11" x 3" |
When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker$2.00 When You Teach You Touch A Life Forever Sticker. A good education is a priceless asset to carry through life. So here's a toast to our nation's teachers: unsung heroes all! Dimensions: 11-1/2" x 3" |
Liberty And Justice.. Offer not available... Subject To Change Sticker$2.50 Liberty And Justice.. Offer not available... Subject To Change Sticker. Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" (17.8 x 8.9cm). Political antiBush liberal sticker. |
Who Are You To Question Sticker$2.00 Who Are You To Question Why Your God Doesn't Want Me To Believe In Him? Dimensions: 12 x 3 inches (30.5cm x 7.6cm). |
Live For Today, Not The Never-After 6" x 4" sticker$2.00 Live For Today, Not The Never-After 6" x 4" sticker. People longing for a mythical 'afterlife' are basically looking forward to being dead. Very strange.... We'd much rather be alive, and kicking against this kind of dangerous nonsense! So let's enjoy the one life we have, because there ain't nuthin' but a long, silent, dark infinity afterwards. |
Live in Peace and Love ROUND sticker$2.00 Live in Peace and Love ROUND sticker. This great new 6" diameter, blue 'n' white sticker features 18 different symbols of belief (and non-belief) around the perimeter. See how many of these ancient and modern religious symbols you can recognize! |
Love Thy First Amendment StickerLove it or lose it, folks - or before you know it they'll be telling us it needs to be repealed... Dimensions: 11-1/4" x 3" / 28.6cm x 7.6cm) Full-Size $2.00 |
May You Have Exactly The God You Deserve sticker$2.00 May You Have Exactly The God You Deserve sticker. Most people of faith believe in kind and benevolent gods, but there are always a noisy few who prefer vengeful, destructive deities. But what if these peoples' wishes eventually come back to haunt them? Righteous comeuppance, we'd say! Dimensions: 11-1/2" x 3" |
Militant Agnostic StickerMilitant Agnostic: I Don't Know & You Don't Either. Available as a regular size sticker (11 inches/ 28cm), or as a mini-sticker (4.75 inches/ 12cm). Mini-MA $1.50 Full-Size $2.00 |
Minds Are Like Parachutes Sticker$2.00 "Minds Are Like Parachutes, They Only Function When Open" |
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God Sticker$2.00 My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God Sticker. |
My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed Sticker$2.00 "My Job is to Comfort the Disturbed & Disturb the Comfortable" |
My Karma Ran Over MY Dogma Sticker$2.00 A bumper sticker version of this popular play on karmic works. This one implies damage to your own dog(ma). Other versions suggest other people's dogma. It seems to me it would be the DOGMA damaging the KARMA (or fulfilling the karma). But why try to apply reason to good religious idea? Check on our Buttons page for other versions of this item. |
My Karma Ran Over YOUR Dogma Sticker$2.00 Here we go again. Another Karma sticker. We only have these because "Reciprocity" wont fit on a sticker. Note that this one involves "MY Karma" and "Your Dogma". Other versions available as stickers, buttons or magnets. |
It’s Irrelevant Whether Obama is Christian or Muslim Sticker$2.50 This clever sticker encapsulates the truth: "It's irrelevant whether Obama is a Christian or a Muslin, as long as he governs like he's neither." Sticker measures 6" x 3.2". Order Checkout |
My Mind Is Not For Sale Or Rent Sticker$2.00 My Mind Is Not For Sale Or Rent To Any God Or Government Dimensions: 12 x 3 inches (30.48 x 7.62 cm). |
My Mind, My Body, My Choice Sticker 2.5x2.5$1.00 Remind everyone who may have conveniently forgotten, that it is your mind and body, so it is your CHOICE what you do with it! Right-wing religious nuts CLAIM they want to keep government out of the lives of its citizens. However, if you are a woman(or GLBT), this concept suddenly doesn't apply! Well, not our watch! |
Never Doubt that a small group Sticker$2.00 Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.21 x 7.62 cm). |
Never Have So Few Taken so Much Sticker$2.00 Bu$hCorp is only too happy to assist Big Oil, HMO's, insurance companies, Enron et al in looting the wallets of working Americans to the tune of $12 trillion, and still counting. But if we object, we're being 'unpatriotic'... Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.2cm x 7.6cm) |
Never Underestimate sticker$2.00 Republicans, Baptists, NASCAR fans, jocks, FOX viewers, NRA meatheads, SUV moms.... etc. You know 'em when you see 'em - and you cross the street to avoid 'em! Dimensions: 11-1/2 x 3 inches (29.21 x 7.62 cm) |
No Bible Thumpers Sticker
$3.00 This simple 4" x 4" sticker depicts two evangelists holding a bible. The image is completed by a red circle and bar over them. They represent the door-to-door pushers offering religious 'salvation' to the unwary. Better equip your college student with one for their dormitory door! Please note: this sticker is not available at the traditional wholesale pricing. |
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Invest In America Buy A Congressman Sticker, Full-Size Christian Right is Neither freethought sticker full-size Focus On Your Own Darn Family freethought sticker full-size When Religion Ruled - Dark Ages freethought sticker Full-Size Another Christian Against the Christian Coalition, full-size Political sticker Clinton Bashing Political sticker, full-size Eve Was Framed freethought sticker Full-Size God is ComingAnd She Is Pissed freethought sticker full-size Science-Ixoye Double Fish freethought sticker Full-Size Freedom is the Distance Full-Size Political sticker No Gods No Masters atheist sticker Full-Size Hatred Is Not a Family Value civil rights sticker, full-size Against Abortion, Don't Have One Sticker, Full-Size No One Is Free When Others Are Oppressed Sticker, Full-Size Doing My Part To Piss Off the Religious Right atheist sticker Full-Size Feudalism, Christian Coalition atheist sticker full-size Militant Agnostic atheist sticker Full-Size Come The Rapture, Can I Have Your Car atheist sticker Full-Size God Created Adam, Saw the Mistake atheist sticker full-size Darwin...If they Outlaw Teaching Evolution pro-science sticker full-size No Special Rights For Christians Sticker, Full-Size Greatest Threat To Freedom Political sticker full-size Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican Political sticker, full-size Nothing Fails Like Prayer Sticker, Full-Size Focus on Your Own Damn Family pro-science sticker full-size Dare To Keep the CIA Off Drugs Sticker, full-size Children are People Too Sticker, full-size God Is Just Pretend Sticker, Full-Size I Don't Mind Straight People Sticker, Full-Size Celebrate Diversity Rainbow Sticker, full-size Love Thy First Amendment pro-science sticker Full-Size Darwin, Opposable Thumb pro-science sticker full-size Gefilte Sticker, full-size Fundamentalism Stops A Thinking Mind Political sticker, full-size Feminism Is Radical Notion, Political sticker, full-size Freedom Of Religion Means Any Religion Political sticker, full-size Destruction of Faith..Begin Evolu pro-science sticker full-size Support the Theory of Evolution 400 pro-science sticker full-size Diversity Without Division Sticker, full-size Unitarian Univ. - Diversity w/o Division Full-Size Sticker God Is Too Big Sticker, full-size Born OK the First Time Sticker, full-size Are You Good Witch Or A Bad Witch Sticker, full size Control Your Destiny Sticker, Full-Size Having Abandoned My Search For Truth Sticker, full-size Dare To Think For Yourself pro-science sticker full-size It's Your Hell, You Burn In It Sticker, Full-Size God Protect Us From Your Followers Sticker, full-size Don't Pray In Our School & I Won't Think In Your Church pro-science sticker Full-Size He Who Laughs Lasts political sticker full-size God Was My CoPilot- Ate Him political sticker full-size Come the Rapture We'll Have the Earth to Ourselves political sticker full-size Darwin Loves You political sticker full-size Adam Was A Rough Draft, full-size sticker Back Off I'm A Goddess political sticker full-size Grow Your Own Dope, Plant a Man, political sticker full-size Hail to the Thief political sticker full-size We've Been BushWhacked political sticker full-size A Man of Quality Is Not Threatened political sticker full size Bipartisanship Hug Your Elephant political sticker full-size Bush/Cheney-America's Second Choice, freethought sticker, full size Electile Dysfunction freethought sticker, full-size Beware of Dogma freethought sticker, Full-Size Born Again Atheist freethought sticker, full-size Freedom From Religion freethought sticker, Full-Size Bush Making Millionaires Into Billionaires political sticker full-size God Is My CoPilot & He Can't Drive Either freethought sticker, full-size Atheists Are Beyond Belief freethought sticker, full-size All The Arms We Need Are For Hugging political sticker full size Imagine political sticker Full-Size Dog Is My CoPilot freethought sticker, full-size (offline) Faith Is Believing freethought sticker, Full-Size The Bible, A Grim Fairy Tale freethought sticker, Full-Size Atheism Cures Religious Terrorism freethought sticker, Full-Size Freedom Depends on Freethinkers political sticker Full-Size Freethinker and I Vote political sticker Full-Size Has Anyone Seen My Constitutional Rights political sticker full-size Born Again Pagan freethought sticker, Red, full-size Celebrate Diversity freethought sticker, Yellow, full-size What School's Need Is A Moment of Science freethought sticker, Full-Size World Is My Country freethought sticker, Full-Size Atheism Is Myth Understood freethought sticker, Full-Size One Nation Under-Educated liberal sticker, Full-Size Dare To Legalize Drugs liberal sticker, Full-Size Buy Hemp 'N Let the Trees Grow liberal sticker, full-size Don't Believe Everything You Think liberal sticker, full-size Your Kids/My Taxes at St. Pedophiles liberal sticker, Full-Size Repeal the Patriot Act liberal sticker, Full-Size One Nation Indivisible liberal sticker, Full-Size So Many Xtians, So Few Lions political sticker Full-Size It's The Oil Stupid political sticker Full-Size Evildoer political sticker full-size Bush & Cheney Kiss My Ashcroft liberal sticker, full-size Bumper Sticker political sticker full-size I'm For the Separation of Church & Hate political sticker full-size Everyone Makes A Difference liberal sticker, full-size Honk If You Think I'm Jesus liberal sticker, full-size The Best Things In Life Aren't Things liberal sticker, full-size Fight Prime Time....Read A Book liberal sticker, full-size One Nation Under Surveillance liberal sticker, Full-Size These Colors Don't Run the World liberal sticker, Full-Size Asses of Evil political sticker Full-Size The Only Thing We Have to Fear Is Bush Himself political sticker Full-Size Got Democracy? Sticker Full Size When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden political sticker Full-Size Godless American political sticker Full-Size Impeach Bush political sticker Full-Size Save Our Freedom Political sticker, Full-Size Go Fish Religions political sticker full-size Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Four Years Ago? Political sticker, full size (offline) Florida Democrat Political sticker, full-size 4 Years was good enough for his Daddy Political sticker , full size Don't Preach that Right-Wing Crap to Me political sticker full-size Bush Lied People Died Political sticker Large full-size Defend America Defeat Bush political sticker full-size BUllSHit Political sticker, full-size A Village in Texas Has Lost Its Idiot Political sticker Red, full-size CoExist political sticker full-size Don't Blame Me I Voted for Kerry Political sticker, full-size He's Still NOT My President Political sticker, full-size Don't Blame Me I didn't Vote for Him, Political sticker, full-size Dubya's Only Term Should be in Prison Political sticker, full-size Equal Rights Are Not Special Rights political sticker full-size Deception Accomplished Political sticker, full-size Dare Peace political sticker full-size Draft SUV Drivers First Political sticker, full-size Dissent is the Highest Form of Patriotism Political sticker, full-size Gesundheit America Political sticker, full-size (offline) Support the Theory of Evolution OpposableThumb political sticker full-size He Fooled Us Once - Shame on Him Political sticker, full-size God Bless Iraq Political sticker, full-size God Bless Blue States Political sticker, full-size Humanists: Not Perfect, Not Forgiven political sticker full-size Caution I Don't Brake for Right Wing Political sticker, full-size Diebold Voting Systems Political sticker, full-size Compassionate conservative Political sticker, full-size Bush: Putting the "Con" back in Con Political sticker, full-size Don't Blame Me I Voted Democrat Political sticker, full-size Blue State of Mind Political sticker, full-size If Conservatives are so Patriotic, Why Jobs Overseas? Political sticker, full-size 49% of America Agrees with 99% of the Rest of the World, Full size Political sticker Ban Republican Marriages Political sticker, full-size End The Cycle of Violence War Will Not Create Peace And Security Political sticker, full-size How Can This Be a Free Country if Everything is For Sale, full size Political sticker Artificial Intelligence is No Match for Natural Stupidity, full size sticker Liberals Treat Dogs Like People while Conservatives..., full size Political Political sticker Better a Bleeding Heart than None at All, full size Political sticker Democrats Think the Glass is Half Full; Republicans Think the Glass is Theirs, full size Political sticker Our factories are all overseas, all we produce here are rich executives, full size Political sticker |
