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Hello, FISH fans! Here are the latest additions to our range of liberal, anti-war, pro-science, atheist, freethought, progressive, peace stickers, emblems, magnets, t-shirts and other fun products for patriotic freethinkers like you!
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Skeptic Dog Tag$10.00 Our Skeptic Dog Tag is fashioned after the Skeptic Society, an organization devoted to to applying science to test controversial and revolutionary ideas, as well as extraordinary claims. You can learn more about this organization here. Comes ready to wear with stainless steel beaded chain. Dimensions: 2" x 1." |
Dawkins A Atheist Patch$5.00 Our new Dawkins Atheist Patch features the now infamous A symbol in its classic red on either a blue or black 3" patch. Richard Dawkins, famous freethinker and author, and his foundation created the symbol to encourage atheists and agnostics to come forward to speak their minds and freely proclaim their beliefs. It was part of the "Out Campaign," asking this often maligned group to come out and be proud! |
Gregor Mendel Crystal Optical Cube
$35.00 Gregor Mendel Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into a crystal. Whether you use it as a paperweight or an objet d'art, it is sure to make an impressive statement! For another view, click on the image. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. Dimensions: 2.5 x 2.5 x 3". |
Evolve Heart Ceramic Pendant on Cord
$18.00 Our little Evolve fish appears on a piece of art! This pendant is made from durable ceramic by an artistic co-op in California. At an impressive 2.5" across and 2" high, it is sure to stand out! This forest green matches perfectly with the black design and cream outline, and the pendant is completed with a soft-to-the-skin 16" black cord. Click on the photo or description to see other available designs! |
Charles Darwin Crystal Optical Cube
$35.00 Charles Darwin Crystal. This sculpture is a 3D model laser-etched into an optically perfect crystal. It's an impressive 2.5 x 2.5 x 3" and is hefty, weighing in at almost 2 pounds. (Hence the additional shipping costs!) While it of course makes a convenient paperweight, it is a beautiful work of art that would do any scientist's, student's, or creative thinker's desk proud. Click on image for a close-up. Arrives in satin lined box ready to gift. (Staffer Sheila loves this; it's just in time for back-to-school, of course, but is especially great for Halloween - the eyes seem to follow you!) |
If Corporations are People... T-Shirt
$18.00 If Corporations are People, Why Can't They Do Time. If you ever wondered why huge corporations get free reign to do whatever they want, this shirt is for you. Our stylish bar code corporate man peers wistfully from behind solid steel bars, where he belongs. Tell all those fat-cats what you really think with this bold t-shirt. Men's sizes Medium - 2XL, Women's sizes S-XL. |
New Atheist Symbol Pendant$8.00 The pendant measures 1" in diameter, while the accompanying chain is 21" long with a lobster clasp. The new atheist symbol is that of Atheist Alliance International and is recognized as a symbol of atheism all over the world. The shiny metal pendant is currently available in two finishes, with more forthcoming. |
Evolve Round Ceramic Pendant on Cord
$18.00 Our Evolving Fishy appears on an attractive ceramic pendant. This round pendant, with a 2" diameter, is available in a blue "crackle" finish and comes ready to wear with a soft-to-the-skin 16" black cord. Click on the photo or description to see other available designs! |
New Atheist Symbol Lapel Pin$8.00 At an impressive 1" diameter, this lapel pin is the perfect size to be seen but not be overwhelming. The symbol itself is that of Atheist Alliance International, an organization dedicated to "making a world of difference with a positive voice for atheism." It is recognized as a symbol of atheism all over the world. The high luster metal pin is available in your choice of finishes. |
Dinosaur T-Rex eating Fish cutout sticker$5.00 This is a cut-out sticker version of the very popular T-rex eating a fish. Everyone likes dinosaurs, accept New Earth Creationists who just can't fit him into their imaginary 3,000 year old earth. And who says the fish he is eating has anything to do with any crazy religion. It measures 7 inches (18 cm) from tail to nose, and comes in White, Black or Green. We are also offering a 13 inch (33cm) version, and a 3 inch version. Select color and size from the drop-down menus below. We also have an Emblem of this critter. Click here to check it out at ... http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/darwinday.html#2482 |
American Atheist Keychain$2.50 This keychain measures 3.25" in length and 1.75" in width. It is a stunning navy blue cloth with a gold threaded American Atheist Atom design on one side, and proudly declares "American Atheists" in white on the reverse. Sure to be noticed! |
Gas Hose Head Vinyl Sticker$6.00 Gas prices got you down? Saddened by the thought of cute sea animals covered in B.P. grime? Distraught because government policy is our troops dying over oil? So are we, and this work of art says it all. The sticker is 6" wide and 5" tall (15.5cm X 13cm) and would look perfect anywhere on your car or elsewhere. |
Marijuana Peace Leaf Vinyl$5.00 Got to love peace. Especially when it comes in a lovely green package. And nothing promotes peace like hanging out with some of your best "buds". Show everyone how you celebrate peace with this delicious looking Marijuana Leaf. Perfect for laptops and cars, backpacks and skateboards. Pretty much any surface you want to throw this vinyl sticker on will work to impress friends and influence strangers. Take a second from rolling up that joint and throw up two fingers with us and celebrate peaceful and harmless medicine. |
Atheism Isn't a Religion; It's a Personal Relationship with Reality Sticker$2.00 This "make 'em stop and think" sticker looks great not only on the back of a car, but a work bulletin board, filing cabinet, refrigerator, right wingers' foreheads... The possibilities are endless! |
Odin Fish$5.00 Odin is on his way to Valhalla and he is taking a certain fish with him. A snack for later? Show off a real religion with this magnificent sticker. Our most popular "fish" size is 5 inches. But people often want to put them on computers, skateboards, or the rear window of a car. So we also offer then in 3inch, or 13 inch and in black or silver. Since the 3 inch stickers is pretty small, we send out two of them. Better brush up on your Odin lore , because you'll have several chances to talk about it with your friends. |
DNA Fish emblem$7.00 DNA Fish emblem. Here's a new helix-y, spiral-y emblem for your doctor's or biology professor's car! Measuring 6-1/4" long by 2" tall, this cool DNA emblem shows you're a forward-thinking, science-loving realist, who prefers rational inquiry and investigation, to dark ages superstition. |
God-Less Is More sticker$2.00 God-Less Is More sticker. If less really is more, then less God has to be even better! Because less of nothing equals a plus.... doesn't it? Maybe I should have paid more attention to my math teacher. Dimensions: 11" x 3" |
In Good We Trust Button$2.00 This button features a photo of a quarter that has been blurred so that the text, "In Good We Trust," is quite visible. A much more inclusive approach to the "In God We Trust" that is currently on our money. The American Humanist Association has used a similar image on their billboards promoting the concept. You can read more about it here. Diameter is approximately 2.25". |
BP Shirt with BP's real results, Bye Bye Planet$20.00 This is what many people think BP (British Petroleum) really stands for. This image appears on a yellow shirt. |
Heathen Fish$5.00 Is this a Heathen fish creeping around? What are you doing with that ax, Mr. Heathen? Possibly hunting other "fishy" religions? That is what we like to hear. This sticker comes as 3", 5", and 13" and in silver and black. |
100 Percent Deity Free License Plate Frame$15.00 Our newest license plate frame states in no uncertain terms that the driver is nonreligious AND yet somehow, miraculously, "Good without God!" Be sure to choose whether you need the frame with space for the tags on the top or the bottom. |
Hook, Line, and Sinker Fish, 5” Vinyl Sticker$6.00 So obvious, and yet, so subtle. Choose from black or white below. |
Think Green Marijuana vinyl$5.00 How are you thinking? Here in our cozy little office we always think green. Now you can too with this stylish sticker! |
Civil Marriage is a Civil Right, button$2.00 The courts grant marriage licenses. So why is theology entering the debate?! Marriage is 2hearts + 2gether = 4ever. (Or at least until they decide they're tired of each other.) |
Darwin Quote T-Shirt$20.00 "It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the ones most responsive to change." Good ol' Charlie comes through with more wisdom. This would make a great shirt for that stubborn in-law who can't move past primitive Rush thought. White on black. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
Glenn and Rush Toilet Paper
$9.95 Oh, you know you want to...they've been spewing crap out of their mouths for so long that we know you're "relieved" you have the opportunity to do the same! |
Skeptic Fish, 5” Vinyl Sticker$6.00 This evolved, questioning little fishy tells it like it is. Choose from black or white below. |
Women Holding Hands Vinyl Sticker$6.00 Love is in the air, and these two figures are not scared to demonstrate how they feel. Proudly displayed on computers, cars, or anywhere else, this sticker celebrates diversity and freedom of choice. This new twist on a universally understood symbol is sure to create sparks of some kind! |
Politicians Should Dress Like Race Car Drivers... Sticker$2.00 "Politicians should dress like race car drivers - at least we'd know who their corporate sponsors are!" Wouldn't it be nice - large stickers plastered all over their designer suits... |
If the Environment Were a Bank, We Would Have Saved It, Sticker$2.00 Sad but true. At least by proudly displaying our stickers we can make people stop and think about it! |
Men Holding Hands Vinyl Sticker$6.00 Two very attractive stick figure men are designed here to show the world what love can look like. With those thick muscular arms and skinny waistlines, who wouldn't want one of these cute figures as your partner?! Conveniently colored gender-role blue to upset the uptight people in your neighborhood, these stickers are perfect for cars, computers, or those wide open closet doors. Be proud of your diversity! |
Peace on Earth Banner $12.00 This richly coloured 6" x 24" banner displays the message of Peace in languages from around the world. It is made of durable yet soft, sheer, flowing knit polyester and is suitable for indoor or outdoor use. (A staff member bought one to cover the tiny window in her front door, and it looks fantastic!) |
Tree of Life Banner$16.00 This 15 x 15" banner illustrates the tree of life and beautiful Celtic knotwork in vivid color on sheer, flowing knit polyester. It symbolizes, among other things, the interconnectedness of life on planet Earth and its cycles. And, like all of our flags, it is durable and long-lasting, suitable for indoor or outdoor use. A decorative wooden pole adorns the top and bottom, and a string is attached for easy hanging. |
Washington Quote T-Shirt$20.00 Here it is in black and white from our Founding Father: "The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine." From his lips to God's ears. This image is a close up of the design; it is white print on a black shirt. Choose your size from the drop down menu below. |
UU Chalice, button$2.00 The UU Chalice in colorful hues on a navy background. Display your inclusive faith with pride! |
You are Entitled to Your Own Opinions, Sticker$2.00 "You are entitled to your own opinions - but not your own facts." Time to separate the fact from the right-wing fiction... |
Get Involved...The World is Run by Those Who Show Up, Sticker$2.00 A nice reminder that we can all make a difference in our own way. |
Peace Healing Water Window Sticker $3.50 This 4.5" round window sticker is cleverly entitled "healing water." It features the soothing sea, with a delicate snowflake motif in the background, another water symbol. The words "love, gratitude, joy, peace, and happiness" encircle the image and serve as a wonderful reminder of the important things in life. |
Butterfly Dream Window Sticker $3.50 This 4.5" round window sticker features delicate, beautiful butterflies that come alive on a canvas of rich hues of blue. Sure to please butterfly lovers everywhere! |
Can We Vote on Your Marriage Too?, button$2.00 Can We Vote on Your Marriage Too? It seems fair to me! Marriage is, at its core, a legal issue, not a theosophical one! The government issues the license, and on occasion the courts issue the divorce...why are we even having this debate?! |
The Activist is Not the One Who Says the River is Dirty... Sticker$2.00 "The activist is not the one who says that the river is dirty, but the one who cleans it up." Great for all of you out there (and your friends!) who are trying to make a difference. |
Water is the New Oil oval sticker$2.50 Water is the New Oil oval sticker. In these times of resource depletion, we're gradually realizing that we're using far too much precious water. Climate change is also changing weather patterns, so previously fertile areas are now finding water more and more scarce. 'Peak water' will soon come to haunt us, but what will we do about it? Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" |
Going to War Over Religion..., mini-sticker$1.50 "Going to war over religion is killing people to see who has the best imaginary friend." This mini-sticker features white text on a gray background, and is sure to stand out and make people think wherever they see it. |
Have you ever actually READ Leviticus?, mini-sticker$1.50 Have you ever actually read Leviticus? This mini size sticker is perfect to put on bulletin boards, various books of sorts, or anywhere it can be viewed by the sheeple. |
Secular Coalition for America, Button$2.00 A matching 2.25" button to go with our sticker and t-shirt. |
Atheists are Beyond Belief Button$2.00 This 1.25" button features the popular slogan "Atheists are Beyond Belief" in blue on a yellow background. Make 'em think! |
Happy Humanist Button$2.00 This 1.25" button features a fun-loving happy Humanist on a blue background with the very words "Happy Humanist." |
Off-shore Oil Drilling$2.00 Full text reads: Off-shore oil drilling = on-shore oil spills! Sticker measures 3" x 11.5". |
Nothing Fails Like Prayer T-Shirt$20.00 Celebrate the upcoming National Day of Prayer freethought style! This black t-shirt features big and bold silver text. The National Day of Prayer was officially designated in 1952 by the US as a time for the nation to "turn to God in prayer and meditation." Celebrated on May 6, it was ruled unconstitutional in the state of Wisconsin and is expected to eventually go to the Supreme Court. |
Drill Baby Drill Sticker$2.00 Full message reads: Drill Baby Drill, Goodbye Tourists Goodbye! Also includes a note to "say no to off-shore drilling." Sticker measures 3" x 11.5". |
Secular Coalition for America Sticker$2.00 This 2.5" x 7.5" full color sticker proudly displays the logo of the Secular Coalition for America. Their mission is to increase the visibility of, and respect for, nontheistic viewpoints in the United States and to protect and strengthen the secular character of government as the best guarantee of freedom for all. They are champions for Atheists, Agnostics, and Humanists, and promote several other Freethought organizations. |
Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a highly-evolved, walking fish that really speaks your mind! Watch in your mirrors for the expressions at the stoplights, as folks realize what the sticker is all about! Choose your color from the drop-down menu. Dimensions: 5" x 1-3/4" |
Gods Don't Kill People; People With Gods Kill People, Button$2.00 ...and often in the name of their god(s). Diameter: 1 1/4". |
AHA Feminist Caucus Button$2.00 This 1.25" button proudly displays the image of the Feminist Caucus for the American Humanist Association. It is interesting in that the image incorporates both the symbol for humanism as well as the symbol for "female" or "feminine." The Feminist Caucus of the American Humanist Association was established in 1977 as a coalition of both women and men within the AHA to work toward the advancement of women's rights and equality between the sexes in all aspects of society. Originally called the Women's Caucus, the new name was adopted in 1985 as more representative of all the members of the caucus and of the caucus' goals. To learn more about this important organization, click here. |
NEW BOOKS!$0.00 We came across some great new titles at the American Humanist Association convention in early June. Click here to visit our book page then scroll down to see our newest titles! |
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