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Hello, FISH fans! Here are the latest additions to our range of liberal, anti-war, pro-science, atheist, freethought, progressive, peace stickers, emblems, magnets, t-shirts and other fun products for patriotic freethinkers like you!
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Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus sticker
$2.00 Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus sticker. We thought of many more, but didn't have room for them on this one lil' sticker! Beer is alive, real, and it's all around us. Beer is our life-force! Jesus would probably love a beer too, if he ever had any spare time.... Dimensions: 11" x 3" Click on the image for a close-up of the sticker [Order] [Checkout] |
If You Want Peace Renounce Jesus and Allah button$2.00 If You Want Peace Renounce Jesus and Allah button. It's a shame we can't bring these two cult figures to trial, for inciting centuries of hysteria, violence and genocide. Their deluded followers are really the ones to blame, but without the cults of Jesus and Allah, the world would have been a much more peaceful place. Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Only Sheep Need a Shepherd sticker$2.00 Only Sheep Need a Shepherd sticker. Baaaa! So, the lord's your shepherd, huh? Baaaa! Sounds like you might get fleeced sometime soon! Baaaa! What's that - you already have been...? Baaaa! Dimensions: 7-1/2" x 3-3/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet$3.70 Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet. Because kids just love to hear that warm, cuddly, "You're going to burn forever in a lake of fire" stuff. In fact, there is no better way of expressing our unconditional love for them! Dimensions 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
God-Less Is More sticker$2.00 God-Less Is More sticker. If less really is more, then less God has to be even better! Because less of nothing equals a plus.... doesn't it? Maybe I should have paid more attention to my math teacher in high school. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
My Job is to Scare Away the Tourists and Church People, button$2.00 My Job is to Scare Away the Tourists and Church People, button. Well, any job is good news - especially in this economy! Better let the tourists spend their money first, though.... Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Water is the New Oil magnet$3.70 Water is the New Oil magnet. In the not-too-distant future, wars will be fought over this essential resource. With supplies now being stretched to breaking point, it's time we took a serious look at how we use - and misuse - our precious water. Start by wondering how many gallons your local golf course consumes every year.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Stop Muslim Violence Against Women button$2.00 Stop Muslim Violence Against Women button. Sharia Law regards women as lower than cattle, but without religion, this wouldn't be happening. Wouldn't it be great if roles were reversed, and the mullahs suddenly became the target of female aggression? Millions of Arabic women would love to make those beardy-weirdy guys wear burkhas instead! Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
DNA Fish emblem$7.00 DNA Fish emblem. Here's a new helix-y, spiral-y emblem for your doctor's or biology professor's car! Measuring 6-1/4" long by 2" tall, this cool DNA emblem shows you're a forward-thinking, science-loving realist, who prefers rational inquiry and investigation, to dark ages superstition. [Order] [Checkout] |
Question Those Who Don't Question Authority button$2.00 Question Those Who Don't Question Authority button. People who just do what they're told are a strange bunch. They bow down to imaginary sky creatures, vote the rich richer and themselves poorer, and are very easily led - and misled. Ya gotta wonder what motivates them.... Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? oval sticker$2.50 Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? oval sticker. Well, it's one easy way to get the little horrors to clean up their rooms! Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet$3.70 Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet. Republicans have to prevent any kind of thinking among their flock of victims, so they promote religion heavily, which helps the rich get richer, and keeps the ignorant masses voting against their own best interests. This is the awful power of faith over reason. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Water is the New Oil oval sticker$2.50 Water is the New Oil oval sticker. In these times of resource depletion, we're gradually realizing that we're using far too much precious water. Climate change is also changing weather patterns, so previously fertile areas are now finding water more and more scarce. 'Peak water' will soon come to haunt us, but what will we do about it? Dimensions: 7" x 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Enlighten Mints$3.00 Enlighten Mints. Engendering minty epiphanies and other related phenomena. Well, these sharp little peppermints will certainly clear your head, and rid your mouth of bad tastes! [Order] [Checkout] |
Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet$3.70 Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet. Oh, if you would be so kind? Especially at this time of year, when the relatives are swarming all over us! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Cat Paw Prints black vinyl cut-out stickers$4.00 Cat Paw Prints black vinyl cut-out stickers. These kitty paw print stickers look exactly like the ones found on your kitchen floor, just after you've cleaned it. Or on the hood of your car, or, or, or.... But kitty always gets away with these antics, just for being cute! Eight 1" stickers in each pack. [Order] [Checkout] |
Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet$3.70 Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet. Otherwise our grandchildren will curse us, wondering why we did so little to prevent climate change, conserve natural resources, reduce our population, and save the only planet we have. Dimensions: 3"x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Omnipotent Deities Need Your Support sticker$2.00 Omnipotent Deities Need Your Support sticker. All-powerful gods seem to need ridiculous amounts of praise and money to keep 'em going. They must have some serious self-esteem issues, or maybe they're in danger of forclosure! So y'all keep the praise and donations a-comin' in, folks! Dimensions: 11-1/2" x 3-3/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pagan Sun yellow vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Pagan Sun yellow vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a bright, shiny symbol from the 'old ways', that is now mapping out our solar energy future. Ain't it funny how things come full circle like that? Whether you're an old-school sun-worshipper, or a new-age solar panel installer, this 5" diameter sticker is for you! [Order] [Checkout] |
All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet$3.70 All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet. Because, as we all know, someone else's chocolate always tastes better! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet$3.70 Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet. Because war is nothing more than terrorism started by the rich, on behalf of themselves, at the taxpayers' expense. Peaceful diplomacy isn't nearly as profitable for the military industrial complex, and their political enablers. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
350 logo button$2.00 350 logo button. Here's the logo of the global movement campaigning for radical energy policy change. Reducing our greenhouse gas emissions, and getting CO2 levels back below 350 parts per million is the #1 issue facing mankind. Failure to act swiftly could make our childrens' future very bleak. Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Fish with Feet vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Jesus Fish with Feet vinyl cut-out sticker. Notice anything unusual about this Jesus fish? It's evolved a set of feet! So maybe those millions of Jesus fish that can only swim have now been left behind! Choose black or white from the drop-down menu. Dimensions: 5" x 1-3/4" |
The Humanist, Nov/Dec 2009$2.00 The Humanist, Nov/Dec 2009. This month's articles include: - Humanist of the year. - Greg Epstein's book: Good Without God. - Memoir of a spiritual refugee. - Humanist essay contest winners. - Have dogs become our gods? And much more besides! [Order] [Checkout] |
Favorite Image Long-Sleeve t-shirt$24.00 Long-Sleeve sticker image t-shirt. Many customers have asked us to print our vinyl sticker images on t-shirts. So here are some long-sleeved, navy or maroon, 100% cotton shirts, with a choice of some of our best-selling vinyl sticker images. See more of our vinyl sticker images here. Choose your shirt color, size, and vinyl image from the drop-down menus. If another color vinyl is desired please enclose a note with that in the comments box. |
Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Atheist Fish vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a highly-evolved, walking fish that really speaks your mind! Watch in your mirrors for the expressions at the stoplights, as folks realize what the sticker is all about! Choose your color from the drop-down menu. Dimensions: 5" x 1-3/4" |
I'm Good Without God button$2.00 I'm Good Without God button. Here's a button to tie-in with the New York Coalition of Reason's new subway poster campaign. Millions of commuters will see these posters - many of them may even pause to think for a moment. Wear this button and keep the idea in people's minds! Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Darwin Awards Fish emblem$5.00 Darwin Awards Fish emblem. Here's the fish that removed itself from the gene pool! We don't know how it happened, but you can be sure that some bad decisions were made on the road to its own personal extinction.... Dimensions: 5-1/4" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Star Trek Starfleet Logo white vinyl cut-out Mini-stickers$2.50 Star Trek Starfleet Logo white vinyl cut-out Mini-stickers. Set your phasers to stun, with these great little stickers! Sold in packs of three, so that's one for your cellphone, one for your laptop, and another for your intergalactic iPod! Each one measures 1-3/4" wide by 2" tall. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Medallion Pendant$9.00 AAAARRGH! The perfect complement to your Friday pirate garb to please the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This medallion is fashioned with historical detail and symbolism sure to please scallywags and swabbies alike! Features Peter Stone's newest creation, a nickel and lead free fine metal called "nebula" - and it's out of this world! More cost effective than sterling silver or rhodium, but with all the shine and beauty! (And it doesn't tarnish!) The medallion is approximately 1 5/8" long (with bail) and just over an inch wide. Chains sold separately. [Order] [Checkout] |
Small Tent Big Closet sticker$2.00 Small Tent Big Closet sticker. This Republican elephant is looking increasingly lonely, as he lurches closer to oblivion every day. With no ideas, no leaders, no morals, and ever-declining approval ratings, the party's tent is getting so small that we might soon be able to drown them all in the bathtub. But there's always a crowd of hypocrites in the Republican closet... Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Favorite Freethought Images T-shirts
Many customers have asked us to print our vinyl sticker images on t-shirts. So here are some 100% cotton shirts, shown with a choice of some of our best-selling vinyl sticker images. Click on the image to see the short-sleeve shirts, and more designs. See more of our vinyl sticker images here. Choose your shirt color, size, and sticker image from the drop-down menus. Favorite Image Long-Sleeve t-shirt $24.00 Favorite Image Short-Sleeve t-shirt $20.00 |
Humanist Cut-Out Oval Earrings Small$15.00 A Humanist symbol has been cookie-cutter style stamped out of an oval, creating a wonderful design and wearable piece of art. The oval measures 0.75", and the Humanist within measures 0.5". Wire hook earrings with rubber backs. |
Humanist Arched Earth Earrings$20.00 A Happy Humanist holding our precious Globe. These earrings are light to wear yet are obviously high quality and beautiful with a great shimmer. Available in a gold plated or silver (rhodium plate). About 1.5" with drop. |
MO'Bama sticker$2.00 MO'Bama sticker. Here's our rebuttal to the hundreds of 'NObama' stickers we've seen on old clunkers driven by ignorant teabaggers. President Obama has done a pretty good job thus far - but there's still a long way to go to rebuild our battered Nation. So we'll give him the time and opportunity to do just that. Keep up the good work, Mr O! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Native American License Plate Frame
$10.95 Native American License Plate Frame. Now here's a frame for real Americans! Complete with two little turtle symbols, which are used by several tribes to indicate strength, fertility and perseverance. This frame fits around most standard US and Canadian license plates, but please tell us where your tags are using the drop-down menu! |
Humanist CIRCLE Earrings, 1" diameter $18.00 The diameter of these earrings is 1", including the circle and the happy Humanist encircled within. Wire hook earrings with rubber backs. Choose Rhodium or 14KT Gold finish. Handcrafted right here in the USA! |
I Support Medicare Part E for Everyone sticker$2.00 I Support Medicare Part E for Everyone sticker. When everyone is covered, the whole of society benefits. No one is bankrupted by insurance bills, no one lives in fear of an illness eating up their hard-earned dollars, and everyone gets the treatment they need. It's what we all deserve, as a nation. Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Science Rocketship vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Science Rocketship vinyl cut-out sticker. Here's a sticker that's light years beyond the rest! This is the fish that evolved out of the primordial ooze, and became an intergalactic spacecraft - because science reaches for the stars! Choose from black or white using the drop-down menu. Dimensions: 5" x 2-1/4" |
Humanist Circle Pin$10.00 This happy Humanist and outer circle have a 1" diameter. It is a perfect match to our Humanist Circle Earrings. Lapel pin style with tack backing. Available in gold plated or silver tone (rhodium plated). |
America Deserves Healthcare Not Warfare button
$2.00 America Deserves Healthcare Not Warfare button. The US is the only western country that spends more than 50% of its GDP on a gigantic (and entirely unnecessary) war machine. Other countries spend their tax revenues helping their own people, but the millionaire media always tells us it would be unworkable here. Ever wondered why...? Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Keep Your Government Out Of My Medicare button$2.00 Keep Your Government Out Of My Medicare button. Give this button to your clueless uncle who thinks he's smarter than you. But he's really a sheep who does and 'thinks' whatever Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck tell him to, even if it means working against his own interests. Duh! Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Humanist Menorah Earrings$18.00 This clever pair of earrings displays not only the Happy Humanist, but also Happy Menorah! The overall diameter measures 3/4". These will be great fun during the holiday season! Wire hook earrings with rubber backs. Choose gold plated or silver (rhodium plated). |
Humanist on a Chain Dangle Earrings$18.00 |
The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet$3.70 The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet. When it comes to comical, dark-ages dogmatism, un-holy Father Joseph 'Joey The Rat' Ratzinger is by far and away the #1 source. It's quite surprising that a former member of the Third Reich's "Hitler Youth" could have been appointed to such a powerful position, without a murmur of protest from his ever-growing flock. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
I Support Universal Healthcare sticker$2.00 I Support Universal Healthcare sticker. Now that President Obama has begun to tackle the waste and racketeering at the Pentagon, we will soon have plenty of money (and no more excuses!) to supply healthcare to every American. And about time, too! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Humanist Cut-OutOval Necklace$20.00 This Happy Humanist pendant comes ready to wear on an 18" chain. The incredibly popular cookie-cutter design is completed with a hammer finish for sparkle and shine. Choose gold or silver tone (rhodium) plating. |
Fail Whale white vinyl cut-out sticker$5.00 Fail Whale white vinyl cut-out sticker. When all the Twittering stops, along comes the Fail Whale. Maybe it's Moby Dick, or perhaps it got beached in a storm of digital noise, but the Fail Whale has become a popular symbol for those major technical "ooops," that crash everyone's favorite social networks. Dimensions: 6" x 2-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Go Get 'Em, Grayson! sticker$2.00 Go Get 'Em, Grayson! sticker. Here's a sticker celebrating the Democrats' new hero, Alan Grayson, of Orlando, Fla. The left now has a real fighter, who's holding up a mirror in front of the entire Republican Party - and they don't like it one little bit! We raise our glasses to this great Democrat patriot! Dimensions: 7-1/2" x 3-3/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
"If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet$3.70 "If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet. We all know a kid like this! Just remind them once in a while, who controls the supply of cupcakes and pizza... Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Triquetra Celtic Patch, Silver on Black$4.00 This ancient Celtic symbol, known as the Triquetra or Eternity Knot, clearly displays their mystical belief in the power of three (known as triads). They used the Triquetra in pre-Christian times to symbolize the 3 cycles of life - birth, death, and rebirth. It also served to represent 3 geographical elements - earth, air, and sea. This is not, however, to be confused with the Triskelle, or triple spiral, which represented the 3 faces of the Goddess (maiden, mother, crone). And aside from all that, it just looks cool! A wonderful symbol of continuity and pre-Christian mythology. Dimensions: approx. 3" tall. [Order] [Checkout] |
Skeptic button$2.00 Skeptic button. Critical thinkers are the people who make the greatest discoveries, ask the questions that matter, and define the cutting edge of progress. Show the world you're one of this select band of thinkers, and not just another aimless believer, with this great new button! Diameter: 1-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
St. Amnesia the Fornicator Christmas Card$3.95 Everyone knows this Saint - Amnesia the the Fornicator, Patron Saint of champagne fountains and party blackouts. Tis the season for wild partying, after all! Inside of card reads simply "Merry Christmas." A great one to send to your religious or fundie (especially Catholic!) friends. Party on! [Order] [Checkout] |
Global Warming poster
$11.00 Global Warming poster. A beautifully colorful poster, showing the causes, effects, and consequences of mankind's runaway CO2 emmissions. This should be a great motivator for the next generation of climatologists. Put one in your science lab soon! Dimensions: 36" x 24" [Order] [Checkout] |
Rock and Mineral Excavation Kit$3.95 Rock and Mineral Excavation Kit. Each 3" x 1-3/4" x 1-1/4" clay block contains two real rocks. Using the included digging tool, magnifier, and brush, kids can also learn about the rocks they find by using the fold-out rock guide, which features 24 rocks. This kit helps junior scientists to understand minerals, exploration, and the wonders of discovery! Suitable for ages 5+ [Order] [Checkout] |
Scientific Terms DNA Tie, black with multi colors$21.95 Scientific Terms DNA Tie. Your favorite science professor or family doctor will love this premium-quality, black tie. Both front and rear of the tie are covered in bold, colorful words related to DNA research, So many learning opportunities, too. Wearing this will make you the undisputed star of the faculty party! [Order] [Checkout] |
Mini Zen Sand Garden$4.95 Mini Zen Sand Garden. Now you can make your own calming little zen garden, using the sand and rake included with this 3" x 2-1/4" sand box. This is the perfect 'time-out' relaxation toy for stressed-out execs, over-worked moms, exhausted students, and you! [Order] [Checkout] |
Fossil Excavation Dig Kit$7.95 Fossil Excavation Dig Kit. Kids get to be paleontologists digging for the 5 genuine fossil specimens embedded in each gypsum sandplaster block (approx 4-3/4" x 3-1/2" x 2-1/4"). Fossils are identified by photos on the packaging and may include shark teeth, ammonites, brachiopods, crinoid stems and more. Ages 5-up. [Order] [Checkout] |
DNA Double Helix model
$49.95 DNA Double Helix model. This is probably the finest DNA model on the market. This model is great fun for kids to assemble, makes a very valuable learning tool, and is a very impressive model once finished. This DNA model is 14" high x 5" wide, and the parts are made of durable plastic, with three steel rods on the sides for support. Comes with labels for each part of the structure, which makes it perfect for budding biologists. Every science classroom needs one of these! [Order] [Checkout] |
Winter Solstice Greeting Card
$12.00 Here's a beautiful, snowy forest scene with a great Robert Ingersoll quote. The card says: "At this season of the Winter Solstice may reason prevail. There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven or hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds." Each package contains 12 cards and 12 envelopes. The inside of the card is blank so you can write your own message. Click on the picture to see a larger image. [Order] [Checkout] |
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