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Hello, FISH fans! Here are the latest additions to our range of liberal, anti-war, pro-science, atheist, freethought, progressive, peace stickers, emblems, magnets, t-shirts and other fun products for patriotic freethinkers like you!
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Lighthouses are More useful than Churches Magnet$3.90 In a time where religious zealotry gets in the way of things such as science and social progress. This quote by Ben Franklin hits especially close to home as an undeniable truth |
Atheist @ Symbol Sticker$1.50 The Atheist @ Symbol is being used more and more as an all-inclusive symbol for the Atheist Movement. Red symbol on white background. Sticker measures 2.25" in diameter. |
Ghost Busters Jesus$2.00 Who ya gonna call...?! EvolveFISH! I guess it doesn't exactly have the same ring to it... But we are just as committed to ridding the world of this holy (or holey) ghost! 3.5"x4" |
Atheist Atom Emblem
$7.00 The American Atheist Atom Symbol available as an emblem! In full silver metallic finish, the emblem measures 3.5" in both length and width, and properly showcases the symbol in exquisite detail. Read more about American Atheists here, and be sure to click on the image for more information on this historic symbol. |
All Great Truths Begin as Blasphemies$3.90 This deep and gratifying quote by George Bernard Shaw underlines one of the main reasons that atheists fight for their voice to be heard. We may be blaspheming in the eyes of the "faithful" but the fact of the matter is that we are trying to help them see the truth! |
Rap Guide to Evolution- Revised. Baba Brinkman
$11.00 If you like rap and you like science you might love this artist’s music. And he does a great job of broadening the standard explanation of “survival of the fittest” with song titles like “ Group Selection” and “Don’t sleep with Mean People”. A total of 14 songs. Here is a link where you can see and hear some of the ideas in the music. Scroll down on his page to find the play button. http://rapguidetoevolution.com/ [Order] [Checkout] |
Ages of Rock T-Shirt$20.00 Straight from the scientific, punny mind of Ray Troll comes the "Ages of Rock" T-shirt. Carefully and painstakingly illustrated are the various stages of life on this planet, from the Archean to the Holocene, and the ages of extinction. Colorful image on a a forest green shirt. Choose your size from the drop-down menu below. |
Cannibalism Magnet$3.90 Full text reads "Cannabalism: I like my God medium rare with a nice Chianti." I mean, really - eating the body and blood? Sure sounds cannabalistic to me! And disgusting. Measures 2" x 3." |
Dawkins A Ceramic Earrings$36.00 Deceptively light and comfortable to wear, these ceramic earrings are true pieces of art! They proudly proclaim the Dawkins A, so that you can stylishly display your beliefs - and hopefully generate some enlightening conversation! Each measures approximately 1.25" long by .75" wide and comes on a sterling silver wire hook. They match our pendant perfectly; you can view that here. |
Blasphemy - Ticket to Hell Never Funnier, Magnet$3.90 It's not blasphemy; Jesus was just the first to start the trend! Here we see, beginning with J.C., the classic spelling dance to the song Y.M.C.A. Hilarious magnet. measures 2" x 3." |
American Atheist Ceramic Pendant with Cord
$18.00 The American Atheist Atom is displayed in beautiful color on a high-quality ceramic pendant. Hues of blue compliment the black design and make this truly a statement piece. Pendant measures approximately 1.75" in diameter. Each pendant is hand-made by a California artisan; please allow for some variation. Comes ready to wear on an 18" black cord. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
FSM My God Can Beat Up Your God Shirt$20.00 This irreverent shirt shows His High Noodlyness in boxing gloves ready to beat the dickens out of any other God He wants to! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is displayed in all His glory, from His Noodles to His Meatballs. White image on Gildan soft style black shirt. |
Celebrate Reason Ceramic Pendant with Cord
$18.00 This pendant clearly shows that Reason is to be celebrated! It's sure to generate some comments and inquisitions. Pendant measures approximately 1.75" in diameter. Each pendant is hand-made by a California artisan; please allow for some variation. Comes ready to wear on an 18" black cord. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
T-Rex Static Cling$4.00 Here is the happy little T-Rex chomping on his symbolic Christian fish, showing that Science outranks faith every time. Available as a 5" static cling (non-adhesive) with clear backing for any window! Image is white. |
Evil Little Thing, T-Shirt
$20.00 A 16 year old was berated on a radio program for contesting religious idolatry in her school and was dubbed an "Evil Little Thing." (Read the full story by clicking on the image.) So all you other "Evil Little Things" out there unite - and show Jessica she's not alone. |
There is a Distinct Difference - Randi Quote, Magnet$3.90 The irreverently humorous James Randi once said "There is a distinct difference between having an open mind and having a hole in your head from which your brains leak out." Guaranteed to make people stop and think - we hope! Unless their thinker leaked already... Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
In Memoriam Trayvon Martin Hoodie$40.00 The death of a young teen rocked the nation. Show your support for the 17 year old who was armed with iced tea and Skittles - both well-known deadly weapons - when he was shot to death at point blank range. These high-quality hoodies are made right here in the US by union employees who make more than minimum wage! Super-comfy warm fleece. White (the same color as Trayvon's) with red image. If you'd prefer black, please write that in the comments section of the checkout page. Please note that 3XL is ONLY available in black. |
Take the Risk of Thinking for Yourself, Hitchens Quote Magnet$3.90 Full text reads "Take the risk of thinking for yourself. Much more Happiness, Truth, Beauty and Wisdom will come to you that way." Christopher Hitchens has been labelled a champion of the "New Atheism" movement, and described himself as an antitheist and a believer in the philosophical values of Enlightenment. You can read more about this fascinating person here. Magnet measures 2" x 3". |
Atheism - Good enough for these idiots, Magnet$3.90 This magnet features some of the most intelligent, forward thinking individuals of any time, who were Atheists. Among them are Einstein, Mark Twain, Charles Darwin, Carl Sagan, Thomas Jefferson, and Ben Franklin. Magnet measures 2" x 3". |
Religion - Well this is Awkward, Magnet$3.90 C'mon - even Catholics can't deny the strange resemblance of their good ol' Pope to one of the most hideously evil fantasy rulers of all time. Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
Science Flies to the Moon, Dawkins Quote Magnet$3.90 Full text reads "Science flies you to the Moon. Religion flies you into buildings." This truism uttered by one of the fathers of modern atheism is a great addition to your freethought arsenal! Measures 2" x 3". |
Behead Those Who Say Islam is Violent, Magnet$3.90 Well this magnet certainly captures the fundamentalist point of view in an ironic twist. "Behead Those Who Say Islam is Violent" clearly illustrates the do as I say, not as I do principle found all too commonly in this country. Magnet measures 2" x 3". |
Hail Cthulhu Sticker$2.00 From the frightening mind of H.P. Lovecraft comes this tribute - a sticker honoring the Mighty Cthulhu. Can you hear the call? Sticker measures 3" x 11." |
Which Passages of Scripture, Obama Quote Magnet$3.90 Before Barack Obama became Mr. President, he was a keynote speaker at the "Building a Covenant for A New America" conference sponsored by a group called the Call to Renewal. In this 2006 speech he said, "which passages of scripture should guide our public policy? Should we go with Leviticus, which suggests slavery is OK and that shellfish is an abomination? Or we could go with Deuteronomy which suggests stoning your child if he strays from the faith?" One of his overall goals was to promote universal, than the religion-specific, values. Magnet measures 3" x 2". keynote speaker at an the "Building a Covenant for A New America" conference sponsored by a group called the Call to Renewal |
FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) Belt Buckle $24.99 Proudly wear the Flying Spaghetti Monster on your pants! Declare your Pastafarian beliefs to all. Antique bronze finish. Buckle measures 3" long x 2" wide. |
Pirate Fish Belt Buckle$24.99 With this fashionable belt buckle you can decorate your pants with the Flying Spaghetti Monster's best friend, the Pirate Fish! Please his Holy Noodlyness every day of the week with pirate garb (not just Fridays!) Antique bronze finish. Buckle measures 3" long x 2" wide. |
Stephen Colbert Super PAC shirt
$20.00 Don't let Billionaires spoil our free and equitable society by crassly using MONEY to steal our elected officials. Now you can help Stephen Colbert's "Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow" Super PAC fight back. Wear this shirt and proclaim that YOU ARE the Colbert Super PAC. That you stand with Colbert, and you TOO have the American eagle eating out of your hand. And we'll donate $1.00 to the "Making a better tomorrow, tomorrow" PAC for each shirt you buy. This donation will not come from "your money". That would be illegal. But once you give it to us, it magically becomes our money, and thus is exempt from further restrictions. The other $19 we'll spend on low wages, higher cotton prices, gasoline, war taxes and bigger tax cuts for Corporations and Billionaires. Click on the picture or heading to see more details. |
Dawkins A Round Sticker with Clear Background
$2.00 Richard Dawkins, a world-famous ethologist, evolutionary biologist, and author is one of the premier Atheists of our time. This red "A" has become his trademark symbol and that of Atheists everywhere. Choose from a small 1.5" sticker or a large 4.25" version. The background is clear with the red A brightly standing out on this round sticker. Click on the image to learn more about Richard Dawkins and his foundation and commitment to reason. |
Corporations Are People My Friends Magnet
$3.90 Now you can own this genuine pearl of oratory wisdom spoken by none other than Mitt Romney! We really tried to peg his sentiments with the graphic, but its pretty hard to express "embarrassing social disconnect," artistically, ha! So we decided that this personified corporate building enjoying the spoils of his economic plundering would suffice.(Magnet is 2"x3") Click the image for a better look at the art. |
The US is in No Sense Founded Upon the Christian Doctrine, Sticker$2.00 This quote has been credited to article XI of the Treaty of Tripoli in 1797 as well as good ol' George Washington himself. No matter what some right-wing ignorant individuals say, our Founding Fathers had NO intention of making the United States a "Christian Nation!" |
Great Without Religion: Being an atheist kid in a world full of gods
$8.99 Coming soon! Pre-order now; orders will be held and shipped mid-February. Atheist author Lance Gregorchuk's newest book is geared for children 6 and up. "Great without Religion" is a powerful tool for nontheistic parents to engage their children in conversation about various beliefs of religious systems. In its direct and easy to read language, it reinforces the idea that no one belief system is "right," thus no others can be "wrong." He also states that doing good can be done, and should be done, independent of belief in any deity. A must for any Atheist or Humanist children's library. Paperback; 19 illustrated pages. Click on image for an excerpt. |
Carl Sagan Quote Magnet$3.90 We believe this powerful quote by Dr. Carl Sagan: "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known," Sums up the utter beauty that science, and the pursuit of it, represents. This magnet, humble, but powerful, like the man is represents, is a great gift for you or any science lover in your life. It's a constant reminder that knowledge is power, and reason is paramount. |
Om (Ohm, Aum) Card with Charm Necklace
$7.00 The Ohm, Aum, or Om is a sacred or mystical syllable in most Dharmic or Indian religions, specifically Hinduism, Jainism and Mahayana Buddhism. It is said to be the breath of the universe, and speaking it while breathing mindfully is thought to bring enlightenment. Others see it as a reminder to breathe fully and completely; or to "stop and smell the flowers!" This card features this subjective open-ended message with a stunning 5/16" silver tone pendant bearing the Ohm symbol. Comes with an 18" curb chain. |
Vishnu Vinyl
$5.00 This detailed vinyl features the Hindu god Vishnu in all his quad-armed glory, pair him with with your Ohm symbol and display your Hindu pride! You can select color of white or black for your sticker. We also have this item in a reverse image for application to the inside of a car window. From outside of the car, it looks perfect. The inside application helps protect it from the religious environment. Or you can select our traditional "outside" stickers, that sticks on the outside of the car window. This is also the version you would want to order for your laptop computer or guitar case. Unless you want your guitar case to look a little twisted. |
I Survived the God Virus T-Shirt
$20.00 Choose your size from Medium to 2XL. This clever shirt was designed by everyone's favorite Darrel Ray, of the Foundation Beyond Belief. Let everyone know that you are beyond belief, good without god and over the pressure to believe! |
Peace-Themed Birthday Card with Charm Necklace
$7.00 A birthday card and gift in one! Card features the uplifting message "may peace be your gift this birthday and all year long". The 18" curb chain bears dual peace charms; the iconic peace symbol (measuring .5") and the word Peace (measuring 3/16" wide and 11/16" long) spelled out. Silver tone. |
Sinner T-Shirt
$18.00 For those of you who like to have a good time, this shirt is for you! After all, "sin" is in the eye of the beholder! (Especially depending on which religious dogma is followed...) Black pre-shrunk cotton shirt is made in the US. Choose from men's or women's styles, in sizes Small to 2XL. |
Freethought Firefighters PinNOW BACK IN STOCK! This exquisite pin is the perfect gift for yourself or that firefighter in your life! It is the official symbol of Freethought Firefighters International; you can read about them here. Wear it with pride! Dimensions: 3/4 inch (1.91 cm) wide x 1 inch (2.54 cm) high. |
Cthulhu Fish T-Shirt (Blue shirt with teal vinyl)
$18.00 Cthulhu Fish T-Shirt. Here is our rendition of H.P. Lovecraft's iconic Cthulhu creature on a high-quality black shirt. Some have likened the Cthulhu creature to a God; others see him as a demon; some simply see Lovecraft as an individual with insights into netherworlds where such creatures are possible. Many today see it as similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - a fictitious God whom can be appeased by wearing his garb! Shirt is proudly made in the USA, and the metallic silver image is applied by the hard-working folks right here at EvolveFISH! Choose your size from the drop down list below. |
God was My Copilot, but I ate him Magnet$3.90 Sometimes a Body of Christ wafer just isn't enough to to keep your belly full when stranded in a harsh alpine environment! We also have this on a Shirt and a Sticker |
God was My Copilot, but I ate him TShirt
$18.00 Sometimes a Body of Christ wafer just isn't enough to to keep your belly full when stranded in a harsh alpine environment! This shirt is sure to raise some eyebrows. We also have this on a Magnet and a Sticker White Poly blend shirt choose your size below. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
God Less America License Plate$9.00 This is a popular modification of the tired old "god bless America" rallying cry of religious bigots and hatemongers. Simply by placing a round "not sign" over the letter "B" we have miraculously transformed it into a positive statement about the direction the country should rise toward. This is a standard size US auto license plate with holes for mounting screws. In some states, it is legal to NOT display an official plate on the front of your car. In those states, this plate can proudly adorn the front of your car. Some people display these beneath their regulation plate, but you better have a big car to allow that. And the plate also makes a great display anywhere in your office or home. We also offer this design as a 2x3 inch Magnet Order Checkout |
I've Got Nothing Against God it's his Fan Club Magnet$3.90 They tell us religions are kind and loving. They all are. But history tells another story. In the hands and minds of believers, all religious have been turned toward barbarism. The woman in front with blood smeared on her hand very scary. How would you like to have this mob outside of Your house? Order Checkout |
Non-Believers Mouse Pad$9.00 This is a nice way to share your ideas without being too direct. And you get to select with Atheist or Humanist image best fits your outlook. The A inside several circles (atom symbol) was the first modern recognized Atheist symbol. It was adopted by the American Atheists. The A with a single circle around it was the winner of a selection contest held by Atheist Alliance International. The red A with a thin leg is being used by the Dawkins "Out Campaign". The Human-like characters are used by the American Humanist Association. |
Medicine minus Science equal Homeopathy$3.90 In our continuing effort to illustrate the difference between science and superstitions, this formula ( Medicine minus Science equals Homeopathy). Unfortunately, the people who need the formula most, don't understand formulas. Order Checkout |
Magnets How Do They Work magnet$3.90 After watching the video for the Insane Clown Posse song "Miracles" I had to make this magnet! You can find the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs |
Flatter Jesus Or He’ll Burn you in Hell Magnet$3.90 Be mighty in your praise, or ye shall be smoted! This clever magnet encourages flattery of the Holy Son lest you incur his wrath. Of course, inside the cross rests the statement "but don't forget he loves you!" Aw. Doesn't that make you feel warm and tingly all over?! Click on image for a close-up. |
Corporate Old Glory Magnet
$3.90 Here's a new rendition of the US flag, with the stars replaced by those all-powerful corporate logos, the companies that are often more effective in politics than the states themselves! After all, now that corporations are people, it makes perfect sense! We offer two versions of this magnet; the upright version, as well as an upside-down version in universal "distress" presentation. Magnet measures 3" x 2". Click on the flag for a closer look. |
Homeopathy Just like medicine except not at all magnet$3.90 Homeopathy lacks scientific support. Most skeptics are in favor of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! |
Hey! Who’s Up for a Miracle, Buddy Christ magnet$3.90 Here he is - the Buddy Christ! Popularized by George Carlin in a Matt Damon/Ben Affleck parody of religious dogma, the Buddy Christ is the iconic symbol of what a deity should be! Our rendition even features the passionate heart o'flame filled with burning love. Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
Homepathy Placebo with a big price tag magnet$3.90 Most skeptics are opposed to the idea of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! People may think they are saving money by going to the natural store. How much are you really saving when you'll either need "real" medicine later, or you would've had the same results with placebo? |
If Jesus Loves me why hasn’t he called, magnet$3.90 Well we all know what it's like to sit by a phone that doesn't ring...of course waiting for this call could take an eternity! A cute parody of Christianity and their teachings. Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
The Book No Pope Would Want You to Read$19.95 by Tim Leedom and MaryJane Churchville. This book is an all in one expose of the Catholic Church and their leaders who have lied, cheated their parishioners, and the world for 2000 years. This expose names names and takes no prisoners, and is hard-hitting and investigative. This work reads like an indictment because it is - against the Pope and Vatican for all their crimes throughout history and their shameless cover-ups. Softcover, 366 pps. |
Medicine-Science+$$$=Homeopathy magnet$3.90 Most skeptics are opposed to the idea of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! People may think they are saving money by going to the natural store. How much are you really saving when you'll either need "real" medicine later, or you would've had the same results with placebo? Here is a nice, simple equation that says it all! |
Skeptic magnet$3.90 With recognizable names like Michael Shermer and the Amazing Randi, the skeptic society is always growing. Their mission, as written on jref(James Randi Educational Foundation), is "...to promote critical thinking by reaching out to the public and media with reliable information about paranormal and supernatural ideas so widespread in our society today." Two very popular magazines are Skeptic and Skeptical Inquirer. Let everyone know that you balance your open mind with a skeptical one. |
Yeah Right Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community and Attend a Megachurch, Magnet
$3.90 It's always been amazing to me that what Jesus (may) have preached is so contradictory to how many Christians act. Here is one of "God's Heavenly messengers" sporting the gold crucifix and driving his expensive imported sports car. Gee, guess those evangelists are doing pretty good! Imagine what would happen if they used some of those resources to truly help the world... Magnet measures 3" x 2". |
Medicine-Science+$$$=Homeopathy sticker$2.00 Most skeptics are opposed to the idea of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! People may think they are saving money by going to the natural store. How much are you really saving when you'll either need "real" medicine later, or you would've had the same results with placebo? Here is a nice, simple equation that says it all! |
I want you for science and Skeptism Randi magnet$3.90 I want you for science and skepticism with the iconic Amazing Randi as Uncle Randi! It also says "The sooner you learn the better off you will be." Those of us who love James Randi know he needs no introduction, but start the conversation with people who may not know who he is or what he stands for. |
Skeptic sticker$2.00 With recognizable names like Michael Shermer and the Amazing Randi, the skeptic society is always growing. Their mission, as written on jref(James Randi Educational Foundation), is "...to promote critical thinking by reaching out to the public and media with reliable information about paranormal and supernatural ideas so widespread in our society today." Two very popular magazines are Skeptic and Skeptical Inquirer. Let everyone know that you balance your open mind with a skeptical one. |
Homepathy Placebo with a big price tag$2.00 Most skeptics are opposed to the idea of finding a simpler, cheaper way to cure aliments. The only thing is, they require Evidence! Silly skeptics! People may think they are saving money by going to the natural store. How much are you really saving when you'll either need "real" medicine later, or you would've had the same results with placebo? |
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