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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, Impeachmints, finger puppets... all kinds of cool gift stuff we think you'll love!

Act-of-God Insurance Certificate $5.00 Insurance against "Acts of God?" Our policy really does protect your emblem from acts of god and his minions. We will replace any emblem that suffers divine assault. Even better, framed and hanging on a wall, it makes a great conversation starter. (8.5 x 11 inches) Click on graphic for more information! [Order] [Checkout]	Gift Certificates We offer Gift Certificates in the amounts of $25 and $50. Just provide the receiver with the invoice number, have them call or place their order on our web site, and we'll honor their order. Need a Gift Certificate right now? Use our Printable Gift Certificate page to have a certificate ready and in your hands in a few minutes. It's a true "savior" for those last minute situations! $25 Gift Certificate $25.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] $50 Gift Certificate $50.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	If You Are Here to Share News About Jesus... We Are Not Home Door Mat $25.00 Here's a more humorous door mat for the proselytizers that come knocking at your door. At least this way they might catch a clue if you don't answer the door when they come knocking. This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" [Order] [Checkout]
Playing Gods the game $34.99 The earthly and divine realms meet in Playing Gods. Whether wreaking disasters of biblical proportions on innocent populations or bestowing providence and goodwill, the gods have ever made sport and pawns of mankind. Though possessing vast powers, the gods are jealous. Other gods, with their minor miracles and ridiculous rituals, diminish the glory and importance of the one true god – or so each of them believes! Click on the image for more details. For 2 - 5 players, ages 14 and up. [Order] [Checkout]	Playing Gods - Expansion Deck $4.99 For Playing Gods players who wish to delve even deeper into the bottomless well of blasphemy (or just want to see deluxe cards with full-color images of the gods), we offer an Expansion Pack with 30 deluxe cards specific to the five major religions. They provide special attacks and defenses based on each religion's characteristics, and are easily incorporated into the existing rules and card decks. You can even create your own attacks! Click on the image for a closer look. [Order] [Checkout]	Any Image Gel Base Mouse Pad $19.95 The Any Image Gel Mouse Pad lets you put the image or message of your choice on your mouse pad. The pad also features a gel wrist rest. The mouse pad is approximately 10-1/4 x 9 inches (26cm x 23cm) Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea and/or artwork. Please use the "Ordering Instructions, split shipments, etc." field on the order screen to tell us which image you want on the mouse pad. Please note -- the AnyImage products are NOT Returnable. They are a custom item made individually just for you. [Order] [Checkout]
Patches Here's our small but wonderfully eclectic selection of sew-on and iron on cloth patches. *Warning! Not officially authorized for wear on military uniforms!*	American Humanist License Plate $15.00 Here's a great way to show your support for the American Humanist Association. The license plate is made of aluminum and is ready to mount on your car. [Order] [Checkout]	The Candy Store! Click here to visit our page of tasty treats. Many varieties of candy and mints, some on sale, lots of them in cool, collectible tins!
Darwin Metal License Plate $9.00 The DarwinFISH license place is the perfect adornment for your EVolvo (or any other vehicle!) in any one of those states not requiring a front license plate. [Order] [Checkout]	Born Again Pagan Brown Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest $15.00 Born Again Pagan Brown Mousepad with Gel Wrist Rest. Here's a new mousepad that celebrates the original Pagan computer users who designed Windows! And it's a good way of celebrating your own chosen path, e'er that be at home or at work. Printed in an earthy brown, with cool tree root-style lettering. [Order] [Checkout]	Native American License Plate Frame $10.95 Native American License Plate Frame. Now here's a frame for real Americans! Complete with two little turtle symbols, which are used by several tribes to indicate strength, fertility and perseverance. This frame fits around most standard US and Canadian license plates, but please tell us where your tags are using the drop-down menu!
Peace Swirl License Plate $15.00 This groove-adelic Peace Swirl License Plate can be displayed in many US states, where you are free to choose your own front plate for your vehicle. So choose choice, by choosing this swirly rainbow peace plate! Made of aluminum, dimensions; approx. 12" x 6" [Order] [Checkout]	Any Image License Plate $19.95 The Any Image License Plate gives you one more option for getting out what you want to say. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets (like the designs shown in the display image to the left). The license plate is made of aluminum and its dimensions are 12 x 6 inches (30.48 x 15.24 cm). Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details. [Order] [Checkout]	Custom License Plate Frame $10.95 Do bumper stickers alone not tell what you want to say? Now you can have any message of your choice placed on a custom license plate frame. Use your own message or use one from our wide selection of stickers, buttons or magnets (like the "Godless American" design shown in the display image to the left). Message area is 1-1/8" tall by 6-1/2" long. Please tell us where your license tags are using the drop-down menu! *Please click on the image for ordering instructions and more details.*
Atheist License Plate $6.00 If you're lucky enough to live in a state that only requires one license plate, consider putting this on your car! High quality plastic license plate insert bears the U.S. government recognized symbol for atheism. If this is too "atomic" for you, you might consider a similar product with a Darwin fish...available right here on our site! [Order] [Checkout]	Atheist Money Rubber Stamp $17.50 This self-inking rubber stamp produces a black text block 1/4-inch (0.3cm) in height. You can have great fun marking our precious currency, which was horribly defaced back in the 1950's by sly fundamentalists!! [Order] [Checkout]	Atheist On Board Window Placard $3.00 This 5 x 5 inch (12.7 x 12.7 cm) rigid plastic placard comes with a suction cup for attachment to the inside of windows. [Order] [Checkout]
Evolving Darwin Play Set $9.95 Evolving Darwin Play Set. Here's a set of 5 action figures, from lizard through ape, primitive man, tool-user, all the way up to distinguished scientist! Kids will have fun tracing the rise of the Human race - it makes learning about nature and evolution a lot of fun! [Order] [Checkout]	Sarah Palin's Faith-Based Birth Control Pills $2.00 The colorful label of this pill bottle says it all. Sarah Palin's Faith-Based Birth Control Pills are perfect for those who would rather pray and abstain than deal with Reality. No pills to swallow: The only thing you have to swallow is that Faith-Based bullshit! Bottle is filled with guilt sheet featuring a picture of Jesus with the reminder "Remember, Jesus is watching you have sex. Pray for forgiveness." It's sure to work as well as the birth control method Sarah's daughter was on when she got pregnant. Order several and pass them out to your friends. [Order] [Checkout]	The Pope's "Holy" Prophylactic (novelty condom) $5.00 Here's a Vatican-approved condom that's 100% hole-y! Pope Joey the Rat and his loyal hordes are vehemently anti-birth control, so here we proudly present this leaky prophylactic in his honor. Keep using these, and the empty seats in the back of your minivan will soon be occupied! [Order] [Checkout]
Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus Cozy $5.00 The Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus Can Cozy will help keep your beer cold on those hot summer days...or any day for that matter. This cool cozy feature an image of Jesus holding a bottle of beer as he too contemplates the reasons why beer is better than Jesus. It's sure to be a hit at your next party. Click the image for a list of the reasons. [Order] [Checkout]	Believe In God Breath Spray $5.00 Believe In God Breath Spray. One heavenly little spritz, and you'll be converted instantly! This minty peppermint spray will give you all kinds of mysterious powers over those of little faith! [Order] [Checkout]	Buddh-Its sticky notes $6.45 Buddh-Its sticky notes. What we think, we become... And now you can pass on your enlightening eastern wisdom with these mini Buddha-shaped sticky notes! [Order] [Checkout]
Buddha Board Mini Gift Card - 5" x 5" $9.95 We saw these and decided they were wonderful, fun and relaxing. The Buddha Board Mini is an elegantly packaged 5-inch square "card" incorporating a "magic" painting surface that folds backward to create its own small easel stand. It comes with a brush and ten special occasion stickers (for birthdays, Christmas, romance, peace tranquility, joy and more) that senders can apply to personalize the cover. Made of thick plastic with a gloss finish. This is a wonderful gift for yourself or a friend! The Buddha Board is based on the Zen concept of living in the moment as the messages or images you paint on the "magic surface will slowly disappear as the water evaporates, leaving you with a clean slate. [Order] [Checkout]	Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus In the darkening last days of the twentieth century, a group of college students made a list of the "Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus". We have edited this list a bit, and now offer it to you on a beer glass, or a sticker. The " Top Ten Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus" list we use is shown below. You can order a single glass, or a two glass package . (The shipping is crazy expensive, so we set it up to share the pain over two glasses.... we're sure you have a beer drinking buddy in need of enlightenment!) Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better Than Jesus 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer. 4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer. 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. Top 10 Reasons Pint Glass 2 pack $12.00 [Order] [Checkout] Top 10 Reasons Pint Glass (single glass) $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] Top 10 Reasons Sticker.( see it here) $2.00 [Order] [Checkout]	Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup $5.00 Bumper Sticker Holder - suction cup. Here's our brand new bumper sticker holder. Made of very high quality 10-gauge UV resistant vinyl, with 4 suction cups to attach it firmly inside your car windows. Now you can easily change your sticker any time you want! Dimensions: approx. 11" x 3" Manufactured in the United States. [Order] [Checkout]
Burka, Handmade Replica Burqa Niqab $50.00 Be the first on your block to get a Genuine Replica of an Afghan Burka ( Burqa )( Niqab ). It's great for protest events or Halloween costumes, and to get in lock-step with the Religious Right's plans for America. Handmade by a laid-off Union seamstress from the New York City garment district. Click on the picture for more details. Try wearing this when you go for your next passport or driver's license picture. [Order] [Checkout]	Charles Darwin Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet $5.95 On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet! It's the Charles Darwin magnetic personality finger puppet. The finger puppet is 4 inches tall by about 4 inches wide (10 x 10 cm) and made of soft cloth. [Order] [Checkout]	Come Back with a Warrant Door Mat $25.00 Do you still believe in the Fourth Amendment?* Here's a door mat to express your belief. It's certain to spark a response from people who knock on your door. However, if a large enough percentage of our population displayed this door mat it might instill the idea that our Constitution still exists and still matters. Our rights have been under assault since Bush came to power and we have to draw the line somewhere. Here's one way to start drawing that line. *Note: Door mat alone does not prevent illegal entry by law enforcement officials in this era of the ever-expanding police state. [Order] [Checkout]
Commandments Sticky Notes Booklet $6.49 Commandments Sticky Notes Booklet. A little book of stone tablet notes headed: "Thou Shalt" and "Thou Shalt Not!" These make the perfect righteous reminders for all those onerous tasks we all love to forget. Dimensions: approx. 3-1/4" x 4-1/4" [Order] [Checkout]	Commemorative Obama Plate, 8 inch diameter $14.50 Commemorative Obama Plate, 8 inch diameter. Featuring a colorful portrait on a fine ceramic plate, this pays a beautiful tribute to history in the making. The words 44th President of the United States, with inauguration date and Obama's signature, appear within the photo. A wonderful addition to any collection. [Order] [Checkout]	Darwin Postcard Here's a 'modern art' postcard of Charles Darwin. It's incredibly detailed, so click on the image for a closer look. Dimensions: 5-3/4" x 4-1/4" Single Card $0.50 [Order] [Checkout] Pack of 5 Cards $2.00 [Order] [Checkout]
Dear Missionary Door Mat $25.00 Here's a considerate door mat for those folks unfortunate enough to live in areas frequented by proselytizers. The message is simple and clear. See if the proselytizers can get your message before they try to waste your time with theirs. This tough rubber-backed door mat is approx. 24" x 18" [Order] [Checkout]	Deluxe Jesus Action Figure $12.00 This Deluxe Jesus action figure comes complete with hands that glow of holy power, five loaves of bread and two fish, and a mug of water just waiting to be turned to wine. He's set up for a feeding frenzy. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]	Deluxe Nancy Pearl Librarian Action Figure $12.00 Now you too can have the likeness of Nancy Pearl, Seattle superhero of the scribal society. Our lady of librarian liberation is available. Comes complete in the deluxe edition with quick kung-fu shushing action, book case, reference desk, and digital card catalogue. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart]
DNA Blinker Pull $4.00 The DNA Blinker Pull has a colorful, twisted double-helix that blinks on and off. You can use this as a zipper pull, a keychain, or even put it on your luggage to identify it more easily. These do not use any batteries - they have a tiny solar cell which uses ambient light alone. [Order] [Checkout]	DNA Double Helix model $49.95 DNA Double Helix model. This is probably the finest DNA model on the market. This model is great fun for kids to assemble, makes a very valuable learning tool, and is a very impressive model once finished. This DNA model is 14" high x 5" wide, and the parts are made of durable plastic, with three steel rods on the sides for support. Comes with labels for each part of the structure, which makes it perfect for budding biologists. Every science classroom needs one of these! [Order] [Checkout]	Blue DNA Helix Neck Tie $21.95 Multicolor DNA Tie. Here's a striking new blue-on-black double-helix neck tie. This makes a wonderful gift for your favorite science professor, or the surgeon who saved a loved one's life. [Order] [Checkout]
DNA Inflatable Toy $16.00 DNA Inflatable Toy. Well we were billing this as a beach toy but the truth is teachers are loving this toy too! Its lightweight and travels well, folds up nicely for next year or use it at the beach or the water's edge. Your kids will stand out as being the smartest, most educated youngsters on the beach! Stands 5 feet high when fully inflated. Click on the image to see the inflatable in action! [Order] [Checkout]	DNA Neck Tie $18.00 Here's a spiralling DNA molecule, represented in shiny silver vinyl on a top-quality, pale blue or black tie. Perfect for the science-supporting suit-wearer, and it looks especially good with your white lab coat!	Scientific Terms DNA Tie, black with multi colors $21.95 Scientific Terms DNA Tie. Your favorite science professor or family doctor will love this premium-quality, black tie. Both front and rear of the tie are covered in bold, colorful words related to DNA research, So many learning opportunities, too. Wearing this will make you the undisputed star of the faculty party! [Order] [Checkout]

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