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Welcome to the page of stuff that didn't fall into a neat category. We have WTF mints, bumper sticker holders, Jesus dress-up magnets, Bush toilet paper, Impeachmints, finger puppets, Smush Bush... all kinds of cool gift stuff we think you'll love!
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E Pluribus Unum Rubber Stamp$17.50 This Latin phrase translates as "Out of Many, One", and appeared on U.S. currency before self-righteous folks pressured the U S Congress to replace it with a prayer. It was the official motto of the United States. This self-inking rubber stamp produces red text 1/8-inch (0.3175 cm) in height. Great for marking currency, books, documents, etc. [Order] [Checkout] |
Atheist Money Rubber Stamp$17.50 This self-inking rubber stamp produces a black text block 1/4-inch (0.3cm) in height. You can have great fun marking our precious currency, which was horribly defaced back in the 1950's by sly fundamentalists!! [Order] [Checkout] |
Act-of-God Insurance Certificate
$5.00 Insurance against "Acts of God?" Our policy really does protect your emblem from acts of god and his minions. We will replace any emblem that suffers divine assault. Even better, framed and hanging on a wall, it makes a great conversation starter. (8.5 x 11 inches) Click on graphic for more information! [Order] [Checkout] |
Librarian Action Figure$9.00 She should be everyone's heroine (our apologies for all those male librarians out there)! Librarians are always standing up for our rights...even when they are 'shushing' us. This is a definite must-have for every librarian you know... and maybe for a few folks you wish would shush-up and read. Her name is Nancy Pearl and she comes complete with her own action figure trading card, bookmark and stack of books. Nancy stands just under 5" tall and has a realistic push-button 'shushing' action! Possibly the most fun you'll ever have with a librarian (I know a few and they will make me pay late fees for saying that). [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Action FigureEveryone has a different take on Jesus. Wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5 inches (12.7 cm) tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in an illustrated package with biblical quotes on the back. [Order] [Checkout] |
Atheist License Plate$6.00 If you're lucky enough to live in a state that only requires one license plate, consider putting this on your car! High quality plastic license plate insert bears the U.S. government recognized symbol for atheism. If this is too "atomic" for you, you might consider a similar product with a Darwin fish...available right here on our site! [Order] [Checkout] |
HumanLight Candle$10.00 A white votive candle sits inside this frosted glass vessel, which is 2-1/2" (6.35 cm) high and 1-3/4" (4.45cm) in diameter. Light up the winter darkness with HumanLight ambiance! Made in the USA! Go to HumanLight.Org for more information. [Order] [Checkout] |
Evolve Mirror
$1.50 This handy pocket mirror can be used for applying makeup, signaling to rescuers, peeking around corners...and all sorts of other things as well. Diameter: 2 inches (5.08 cm). Click on picture for another view! [Order] [Checkout] |
Darwin Metal License Plate$9.00 The DarwinFISH license place is the perfect adornment for your EVolvo (or any other vehicle!) in any one of those states not requiring a front license plate. [Order] [Checkout] |
Texas Homegrown Dope Seeds$1.00 These are head lettuce seeds, and if planted may sprout to produce a vegetable with an uncanny resemblance to the current "President Designee", both in intellectual terms and in the green color of money. (Package contains 10 seeds.) [Order] [Checkout] |
Right to Choose License Plate, Yellow$20.00 An American style license plate that promotes our Right to Choose in opposition to the frightenly common anti reproductive health plates. This is modelled on the Florida state plate that pictures two smiley faced children. Plate produced by Atheists of Florida. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Dreamcatchers - Rainbow$10.00 Dreamcatchers are an authentic American Indian tradition, from the Ojibway (Chippewa) tribe. They can be hung above the bed, in a window, etc. The prayer beads in the web trap bad dreams while good dreams seep through the web. And for those of you who are curious...we tried, George W. is not just a bad dream. Dimensions: 2-3/4 inches diameter, 9 inches length Our dreamcatchers are handmade which makes each one a little different, but the photo is a nice representation of the one you will receive. [Order] [Checkout] |
Dreamcatchers - WhiteLeather$14.00 Dreamcatchers are an authentic American Indian tradition, from the Ojibway (Chippewa) tribe. They can be hung above the bed, in a window, etc. The prayer beads in the web trap bad dreams while good dreams seep through the web. And for those of you who are curious...we tried, George W. is not just a bad dream. Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length Our dreamcatchers are handmade which makes each one a little different, but the photo is a nice representation of the one you will receive. [Order] [Checkout] |
Dreamcatcher-BlueLeather$14.00 Dreamcatchers are an authentic American Indian tradition, from the Ojibway (Chippewa) tribe. They can be hung above the bed, in a window, etc. The prayer beads in the web trap bad dreams while good dreams seep through the web. And for those of you who are curious...we tried, George W. is not just a bad dream. Dimensions: 2 inches diameter, 5 inches length Our dreamcatchers are handmade which makes each one a little different, but the photo is a nice representation of the one you will receive. [Order] [Checkout] |
 Gay & Lesbian ProductsWe broadened our inventory especially for this summer's local Pride activities, and now we offer these GLBT-themed items on our website! |
 Get Out of Hell Free Products PageThis series is the perfect retort for sanctimonious busybodies concerned about the ultimate disposition of your soul! Click here to see the full list of Get Out of Hell Free products. |
 MugsCheck out our mug selection for the perfect holiday gift! |
 PatchesA small but eclectic selection of cloth patches. Warning! Not authorized for wear on military uniforms! |
 Peace ProductsPeace products are popular again as our "War President" seeks to make his mark on history. Check out our line of products that promote your message of peace. Peace, Back by Popular Demand! |
 Sin Cleaner Products PageJust right to reassure a worried Mom that you are able to keep your soul from corruption!! Our Sin Cleansing (r)(tm) products are much cheaper and less restrictive than those offered by major religions. Click here to see the full list of Sin Cleansing (r)(tm) products. |
 Clear Background StickersThese stickers are made to fit on our Fish Car Topper. However, some people like placing these clear-background stickers on windows and other places. So, we have made them available separately. They stick from the back just like a standard sticker. |
 Yo God! Products PageHow many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water stain appears that resembles a religious image. We all want to know if God exists; maybe He just needs a reliable method to let us know He's here. The Yo-God! Detector gives God a way to send a simple, unambiguous message of His presence. Click on image for the full list of Yo God! products. |
Rosie Action Figure$9.00 Rosie the Riveter is no ordinary gal! Her image was used to promote the Women Ordinance Workers (WOWS) during World War II. Her confident declaration of "We can do it!" inspired millions of women to drop their brooms and pick up rivet guns and wrenches. The WOWS didn't know it at the time, but they blazed the trail for women in the workplace and set the stage for the women's rights movement. [Order] [Checkout] |
Deluxe Jesus Action Figure$12.00 This Deluxe Jesus action figure comes complete with hands that glow of holy power, five loaves of bread and two fish, and a mug of water just waiting to be turned to wine. He's set up for a feeding frenzy. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Deluxe Librarian Action Figure$12.00 Now you too can have the likeness of Nancy Pearl, Seattle superhero of the scribal society. Our lady of librarian liberation is available. Comes complete in the deluxe edition with quick kung-fu shushing action, book case, reference desk, and digital card catalogue. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
It's Never Too Late To Mutate Mouse Pad
$11.00 NOT just another mouse pad! This one is a work of art! It's Never Too Late to Mutate, and we know our computers do it as soon as our backs are turned. Dimensions: 7-3/4 x 9 inches (19.7cm x 22.8cm) [Order] [Checkout] |
6-pack of Scented Tutti Fruitti Rubber Band Bracelets$12.00 Nearly a different color for each day of the week! This 6-pack features colorful, scented rubber band bracelets, each with a different "awareness." The awarenesses are: love, hope, courage, strength, spirit and dream. Plus, they smell like tutti frutti! |
My Sensational Summer Planner$7.95 Summer Planner done up like a summer bag. Works as a notepad/daytimer/address book. [Order] [Checkout] |
 The Brights MovementA Bright is defined as a person whose worldview is naturalistic (free of supernatural and mystical elements). We carry a line of items that feature the new Brights logo. Click on the image to check out these items and to learn more about the Brights Movement. |
Any Image Gel Base Mouse Pad$19.95 The Any Image Gel Mouse Pad lets you put the image or message of your choice on your mouse pad. The pad also features a gel wrist rest. The mouse pad is approximately 10-1/4 x 9 inches (26cm x 23cm) Check out our Sample Images for ideas, or send us your own idea and/or artwork. Please use the "Ordering Instructions, split shipments, etc." field on the order screen to tell us which image you want on the mouse pad. Please note -- the AnyImage products are NOT Returnable. They are a custom item made individually just for you. [Order] [Checkout] |
American Politician - Handcrafted Wall Hanging Mask
$65.00 This American Politician has gone to the trough a few times too many! This great mask is handmade by Mimi and Michael Morelli. Mimi and Michael are the artists and crafters of a full series of masks (see the Big Hair'd Evangelical Preacher and the Catholic Totem). These masks are carved from recycled high-density fiberboard overlaid with latex, plaster and acrylic. Each is handmade, signed and dated. Mask is 12 inches tall (30.5 cm). This is art... its way too heavy to wear. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Atheist On Board Window Placard$3.00 This 5 x 5 inch (12.7 x 12.7 cm) rigid plastic placard comes with a suction cup for attachment to the inside of windows. [Order] [Checkout] |
Neck Tie DNA on blue$18.00 Here's a spiralling DNA molecule, represented in silver vinyl on a top-quality, blue tie. Perfect for the science-supporting, suit-wearer. Looks especially good with your white lab coat! [Order] [Checkout] |
Marie Curie Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 Our Lady of Radioactivity. Now yours for puppetry or experiments of magnetic fields on refridgerators. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Dinosaur Kingdom Globe, 12-Inch Inflatable $7.00 A 12" (30 cm) inflatable, rotatable globe with stand that identifies the location, size and time-period of more than 70 dinosaurs. Box Size: 13.5" L x 8" H x 1" D (34.5cm x 20cm x 2.5cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Wash Away your Sins BAR Soap 7 oz$8.00 Wash Away your Sins BAR Soap 7 oz. With its subtle blend of Somalian Frankincense, Indonesian Nutmeg and ginger, this bar of soap smells great, is guaranteed to wash away guilt and it works on all of the 7 deadly sins! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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