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Say it with a magnet. Irreligious, Peace, Pro-Science, Anti-war, Obama, Environmental, green, progressive, liberal, rainbow and gay magnets. There's something here for everyone!
You can also turn ANY of our stickers into a magnet by selecting a sticker and then the magnet backing. Instant magnet of your dreams! These make the perfect gifts, you let them know that you care without breaking the budget.
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Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet$3.70 Have You Threatened Your Children With Eternal Damnation Today? magnet. Because kids just love to hear that warm, cuddly, "You're going to burn forever in a lake of fire" stuff. In fact, there is no better way of expressing our unconditional love for them! Dimensions 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet$3.70 Religion is What Keeps the Poor from Murdering the Rich, magnet. Republicans have to prevent any kind of thinking among their flock of victims, so they promote religion heavily, which helps the rich get richer, and keeps the ignorant masses voting against their own best interests. This is the awful power of faith over reason. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Water is the New Oil magnet$3.70 Water is the New Oil magnet. In the not-too-distant future, wars will be fought over this essential resource. With supplies now being stretched to breaking point, it's time we took a serious look at how we use - and misuse - our precious water. Start by wondering how many gallons your local golf course consumes every year.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet$3.70 Waging War to Stop Terrorism is Like Putting Fire Out with Gasoline, magnet. Because war is nothing more than terrorism started by the rich, on behalf of themselves, at the taxpayers' expense. Peaceful diplomacy isn't nearly as profitable for the military industrial complex, and their political enablers. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet$3.70 Please Steal My Identity and Take My Relatives with You magnet. Oh, if you would be so kind? Especially at this time of year, when the relatives are swarming all over us! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet$3.70 All You Need in Life is a Friend who has Chocolate, magnet. Because, as we all know, someone else's chocolate always tastes better! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
So Where's My F**n Pony? Magnet$3.70 She's been praying hard all year, so she expects a reward for her efforts! Did God or Santa hear any of her sincere, heartfelt prayers? Dimensions: 2" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Magnetic Backing for Stickers
$1.99 Any of our stickers can be turned into a magnet! These 12" x 4" self-adhesive magnetic backings make it possible to temporarily display your stickers on a car, file cabinet, computer case or refrigerator without having to worry about peeling them off again. This is a great way to take your favorite slogans into your home or office, or test the water before taking the plunge and permanently attaching a sticker to your car. But remember to remove them before driving through your local car wash! We can attach your magnet to your emblem for you please indicate in packer's note and also which emblems you want magnet attached. If you would like to have us attach the magnet to your sticker please indicate in packer's note also with instructions to which stickers you want magnet attached. [Order] [Checkout] |
Be Happy While You're Living For You're a Long Time Dead magnet$3.70 Be Happy While You're Living For You're a Long Time Dead magnet. Here's an old Scottish proverb that reminds us we're only here on earth once, so let's enjoy the precious time we have, and not look forward to that imaginary afterlife! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet$3.70 Do We Really Want to be Known as the Generation that F...ed it up for Everybody? magnet. Otherwise our grandchildren will curse us, wondering why we did so little to prevent climate change, conserve natural resources, reduce our population, and save the only planet we have. Dimensions: 3"x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Any Society That Would Give Up A Little Liberty... Ben Franklin magnet$3.70 Any Society That Would Give Up A Little Liberty Ben Franklin Magnet. Franklin was way ahead of his time with his brilliant words of wisdom. And sadly, he's being proved right... [Order] [Checkout] |
After The Rapture Can I Have Your Car magnet$3.70 After The Rapture Can I Have Your Car magnet. Think of the advantages: those raptured won't be needing their cars any more, and there will be a lot less traffic on Monday mornings. Ahhh, time for some good ol' motoring bliss! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Being Nice to People is a Really Good Idea, magnet$3.70 Being Nice to People is a Really Good Idea, magnet. Well, we think so! Do as you would be done by is a pretty good 'design for life', especially if you believe in the power of karma. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
By Noon, The Girls Were So Plastered YMCA magnet$3.70 By Noon, The Girls Were So Plastered... magnet. Come on, admit it - you can't keep your feet still whenever that song is played on the radio! (and neither can we) Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
CoExist Magnet 11 inches$4.00 The word "coexist" written using symbols of various religions and life-stances presented on a magnet. Move it from one car or refrigerator door to another easily. [Order] |
The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet$3.70 The Real Joker - Pope's photo magnet. When it comes to comical, dark-ages dogmatism, un-holy Father Joseph 'Joey The Rat' Ratzinger is by far and away the #1 source. It's quite surprising that a former member of the Third Reich's "Hitler Youth" could have been appointed to such a powerful position, without a murmur of protest from his ever-growing flock. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Coffee Is God Magnet$3.70 In the great god of coffee we trust! A gallon a day keeps lethargy at bay! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2". [Order] [Checkout] |
Darwin Fish MagnetThe classic Darwin Fish emblem is also available in magnetic form. This cute little 3" plastic magnet looks exactly like the 5" car emblem, and will look great on your highly-evolved refrigerator, computer case or file cabinet! 3-Inch Gold Magnet $7.00 [Order] [Checkout] 3-Inch Silver Magnet $7.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Tomorrow We Can Eat Broccoli Today is For Ice Cream magnet$3.70 Tomorrow We Can Eat Broccoli Today is For Ice Cream magnet. Do diets always start tomorrow? Maybe we can get some broccoli-flavored ice cream to make the whole process a little bit easier! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Darwin Magnet, round 1.5"" button (4cm)$3.00 Our classic Darwin Fish design, on a magnetic button! Perfect for your refrigerator, computer case or locker door. Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). Liberal freethought magnet. [Order] [ View Cart] |
The People Who Don't Believe in Evolution magnet$3.70 The People who Don't Believe in Evolution are the ones who need it most. So what happens if you don't evolve? Extinction! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political freethought liberal magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Do One Thing Everyday That Scares You Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political freethought liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Charles Darwin Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 On your finger, it's a puppet; on your fridge, it's a magnet! It's the Charles Darwin magnetic personality finger puppet. The finger puppet is 4 inches tall by about 4 inches wide (10 x 10 cm) and made of soft cloth. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pavlov's Dog Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 Pavlov's Pet Puppy in Puppet Parallel. Pavlov's dog wants to go home to you. He is just salivating for the chance! Pavlov's dog for your fridge, file cabinet, or finger. Irrisistably soft. Adopt one today! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Einstein Magnetic Personality Finger Puppet$5.95 The fuzzy-haired genius is back in playful puppet form. Put on your best faux Austrian accent and have hours of fun trying to explain the Theory of Relativity. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Final Justice Jesus Dress Up magnet set$15.00 Dress up the messiah in a selection of criminal's outfits - Charles Manson, Hitler, bin Laden, Ronald McDonald, KKK man, Tinky Winky, Ann Coulter, Hannibal Lecter, Ted Kaczynski, Glenn Beck, Freddy Kreuger - and crucfiy them all to your heart's content! [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Dress-Up Magnet Set$15.00 Guess Who's Back... They said he would come back and he has... This is the authentic Jesus Dress Up Refrigerator Magnet set! It is no mere toy either. It allows you to freely express your opinions and desires for this famous religious figure. The basic Jesus-on-the-cross cutout serves as a base for the kit's accessories. Hours of enjoyment for you and passers-by. Dimensions: 11 X 8 inches (28cm x 20cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Christmas Time Magnetic Jesus Dress-Up kit$15.00 Just in time for his birthday and he's all dressed to the nines... This is the authentic Christmas Time Jesus Dress Up Refrigerator Magnet kit! The Jesus on the cross cut-out serves as a base for the kit's many accessories. Hours of seasonal cross-dressing fun for you and yours! Dimensions: 11" x 8" (28cm x 21cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Don't Make Me Come Down There Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Reflections Magnet$3.50 Reflections Magnet. Here's the sun and the moon entwined on a colorful circular magnet. This will definitely brighten up any smooth steel surface! Diameter: 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Buddha Light Magnet$3.50 Buddha Light Magnet. Here's Buddha, calmly passing on his worldly wisdom and tranquility to all of us suffering from chronic lifestyle overload! Diameter: 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Elemental magnet$3.50 Elemental magnet. This vibrantly colorful magnet shows all of the earth's elements existing in harmony. No sign of mankind's messy interference here! Diameter: 3-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Man Created God in his Own Image magnet$3.70 Man Created God in his Own Image magnet. Yikes - what a scary thought! So imagine for a moment, that God is really Rush Limbaugh... Well, millions of red sate Amerikkkans already believe that. If he actually existed, we think God would be a selfless humanitarian instead. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Explain To Me Again Why I Need A Man Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Humorous freethought magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Flaming Hypocrite Fish Magnet
$4.95 Here's a fish magnet you can have a lot of fun with. The Flaming Hypocrite fish is printed on a flexible magnetic material and is perfect for all those Holier-Than-Thou Christians you know. The Flaming Hypocrite fish magnet is 6 x 2-1/2 inches (15.5cm x 6 cm) and comes on a humorous, colorful card. Freethought liberal magnet." You can illustrate postings elsewhere on the web with URl .. http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-FlamingHypocrite.gif [Order] [Checkout] |
Get Real Like Jesus Own A Gun Vote Republican Magnet$3.70 Get Real. Like Jesus Would Ever Own a Gun & Vote Republican. Unless it says so somewhere in the baaable. Political freethought liberal humorous magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People In Large Groups Magnet$3.70 The stupid groups of large people now have their own wacky wingnut candidate for 2008 - Mike Huckabee! Prayers duly answered for them, and also the Democrat candidates who'd all love to run against him! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Give Peace a Chance Ribbon Magnet$2.95 Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 8" (8.9cm x 20.3cm). This ribbon is the ideal antidote to all those awful yellow "Support Our War" ribbons on the back of gas-guzzling SUV's... Political AntiWar antiBush liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Growing Old is not for Sissies man magnet$3.70 Is Grandpa winding down and fading away slowly? Not likely! Dimensions: 2-1/2" x 3-1/2" Freethought humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Growing Old is not for Sissies woman magnet$3.70 Grandma does 50 laps of the pool every day.... can you do that? Dimensions: 2-1/2" x 3-1/2" Freethought humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Hate Free Zone Magnet$3.70 Political freethought gay rights liberal magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Hemp is Patriotic magnet$2.75 Hemp is Patriotic magnet. Industrial hemp has many uses, including paper, textiles, biodegradable plastics, health food, and fuel. It is one of the fastest growing biomasses known, and was one of the earliest domesticated plants. The US is the only industrialized nation to continue to ban industrial hemp, so this version of the Stars and Stripes reminds us that we're missing out on a crop that could really benefit our green future. Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2". [Order] [Checkout] |
I Gave Myself to Jesus Magnet$3.70 I Gave Myself to Jesus and Now He Never Calls Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Freethought humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
I Hate To Advocate Drugs, Alcohol, Violence Magnet$3.70 Hunter S Thompson - Gonzo, but not forgotten. The most fearless journalist of them all was mysteriously 'suicided' before he finished his explosive 9/11 magnum opus. Will we ever get to read it? Get some o' that good ol' fear & loathing on the 2008 campaign trail with this cool magnet! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
I Think Therefore I'm Dangerous Magnet$3.00 Stop thinking - you damage America when you do that! Sit down and watch some TV commercials instead, you tree-huggin' commie. Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). Political antiBush freethought liberal humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
I'm Not Really A Bitch...magnet$3.70 I'm Not Really A Bitch...magnet. But beware - I might just turn into one if you annoy me again! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
I've Found Jesus magnet$3.70 "I've Found Jesus: He was behind the sofa the whole time" New image! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
If A Man Speaks in the Middle of A Forest Still Wrong magnet$3.70 If A Man Speaks in the Middle of A Forest Still Wrong magnet. But if a woman speaks, he'd better at least pretend to listen and pay attention.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
If God Were Alive Today... Kurt Vonnegut magnet$3.70 If God Were Alive Today... Kurt Vonnegut magnet. The late great author hit the nail on the head with this great quote. Were the almighty around today, he wouldn't want to be associated with America's vicious cowardly Christians. Kurt Vonnegut was honorary president of the AHA (American Humanist Association) until his death in 2007. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
If You Want to be Happy all the Time, Stay in Your Pajamas and Watch Cartoons, magnet$3.70 If You Want to be Happy all the Time, Stay in Your Pajamas and Watch Cartoons, magnet. Aaaah, to be 9 again! Imagine never getting anything done, and not caring about it either. Sounds like bliss! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
In Order to Insure The Quality Of Your Patriotism... magnet$3.70 In Order to Insure Quality Patriotism Monitored Magnet. The NSA is listening in to all of our phonecalls, but they're not chasing Saudi terrorists.... go figure. This is 21st century patriotism, re-defined by Karl Rove and Co. [Order] [Checkout] |
Inner Beauty Won't Get You Laid magnet$3.70 Inner Beauty Won't Get You Laid.... but you never know - this magnet might! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
It's Better to Have Loved & Lost magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Called, He Wants His Religion Back magnet$3.70 Jesus Called, He Wants His Religion Back magnet. Here's the perfect gift for any ranting fundamentalist you know. Sneak it onto their refrigerator door while backs are turned! [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Free Zone magnet$3.70 Jesus Free Zone magnet. Sometimes, ya just gotta declare one of those son of god exclusion zones in your kitchen or office. And here's the perfect magnet to announce it with. So no more of that awful Jesus-ing around here, please! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Is Cool Followers Give Me the Creeps Magnet$3.70 Jesus is Cool but some of His followers give me the creeps. This magnet could be referring to those crazed 'New Lifers' who are still paying Ted Haggard over $100,000 a year! Freethought liberal humorous magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Jesus Loves You Magnet$3.70 Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole. Don't we all know someone who deserves this magnet?! Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). [Order] [Checkout] |
Jesus Would Slap the Shit out of You Magnet$3.70 Jerry Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson - we mean you!! Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political freethought liberal humorous magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Just Because You Can Reproduce Doesn't Mean You Should, magnet$3.70 Just Because You Can Reproduce Doesn't Mean You Should, magnet. It seems as though the numbers of irrational, Springer-appearing people are growing, while the intelligent, thoughtful group is dwindling. Maybe someone should start thinking about promoting birth control...oh wait, they tried and the people who don't use it want to keep it unavailable! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Just Remember Nobody is Normal Everybody is Weird magnet$3.70 Just Remember Nobody is Normal Everybody is Weird magnet. So what is normal? We like weird! Weird is a wonderful, ever-changing, diverse condition, that defies expectations and pigeonholing. Stay weird - it's gotta be good for you! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Liberty and Justice for all Legalese Magnet$3.70 Liberty and Justice for all - Offer not available in some areas. Prices subject to change. Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political antiBush liberal magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Love and Compassion are Necessities... Dalai Lama Quote, magnet$3.70 Love and Compassion are Necessities... Dalai Lama Quote, magnet. Words of timeless wisdom from the world's most respected spiritual leader. Kinda puts 'compassionate Conservatism' into perspective, dontcha think? Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Mommy... Racist, Homophobic, Patriarchal, Bullshit, magnet$3.70 Mommy... Racist, Homophobic, Patriarchal, Bullshit, magnet. Junior certainly has the right idea here! She obviously knows that the future is female, so all power to her! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
My Family is a Freak Show magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God button magnet$3.00 Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). Freethought magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Never Underestimate the Power of a Pissed Off Woman, magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
No Boy is Worth Crying Over magnet$3.70 No Boy is Worth Crying Over magnet. Because my dear, there are so many more FISH in the sea, and some of them are very highly evolved! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Not All Who Wander are Lost magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Freethought magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Oh No! She Forgot the Rolling Papers, magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political liberal freethought magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Oh Well I wasn't using my Civil Liberties magnet$3.70 Here's Ann Coulter, gleefully selling your soul to her G.O.P. overlords. Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political antiBush liberal humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
You Know it Was a Good Day if You Didn't Bite or Hit Anyone, magnet$3.70 You Know it Was a Good Day if You Didn't Bite or Hit Anyone, magnet. All power to those who can keep the lid on, even in these days of endless irritations, distractions and outrages. So just put the coffee down and r-e-l-a-x, for a change! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
One Day Big Butts Will Be In Style Magnet$3.70 Magnet dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Butt dimensions, who knows? Humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Peace Back by Popular Demand Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Peace Symbol Daisies magnet$5.00 Peace Symbol Daisies magnet. Flower power has returned, and this time it's purple daisies for peace! What could be more fun than that? Diameter 4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Peace Symbol Xmas Trees magnet$5.00 Peace Symbol Xmas Trees magnet. Peace on earth and good will to all men.... well, we can dream, can't we? Here's a colorful magnet for those starting their seasonal shopping very early this year! Diameter: approx. 4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Peace Symbol Rainbow magnet$5.00 Peace Symbol Rainbow magnet. Here's a magnet that shows you're standing up for peace, whatever color it comes in. Diameter 4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Peace Symbol US Flag magnet$5.00 Peace Symbol Flag magnet. Fly Old Glory to show that you're a patriot for peace, with this star-spangled 4" diameter magnet! [Order] [Checkout] |
Play Dumb and Boys Will Like You magnet$3.70 Play Dumb and Boys Will Like You magnet. Here we see mom's bad old-school advice being cleverly countered by junior, who knows what 21st century boys really like. What a smart kid! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Please Jesus Protect me from Your followers Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Freethought liberal humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Prayer is Like Masturbation for Your Soul magnet$3.70 Prayer is Like Masturbation for Your Soul magnet. But without any of the excitement or privacy. Unless you have your own evangelical TV channel, in which case, doing it in public with thousands of others comes naturally to you! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It, magnet$3.70 Put on Your Big Girl Panties and Deal with It, magnet. Come on now, you can do it! Use your fortitude, your inner strength, your moral fiber! And don't be distracted by trivial little things.... Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Rainbow Diversity Ribbon Magnet$2.95 Bright, colorful and made of flexible magnetic material. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 8 inches (8.9 x 20.3 cm). Political gay rights liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Rainbow Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political gay rights liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Sometimes You Just Need to Take a Nap and Get Over It magnet$3.70 Sometimes You Just Need to Take a Nap and Get Over It magnet. This could be good advice for ragin' flamin' fundamentalists everywhere. Take it easy guys, just chill out, relax, and go with the flow (as if they ever would!). Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Sorry Darling, I Just Can't Love a Republican magnet$3.70 Sorry Darling, I Just Can't Love a Republican magnet. He's a hunk, he's charming, he's a real man and he's.... way too stupid for you. Give him a subtle hint with this magnet! [Order] [Checkout] |
Sorry I Missed Church I Was Practicing Witchcraft & Becoming A Lesbian Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought gay rights liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse Magnet$3.70 "Stop Using Jesus as an Excuse for Being a Narrow-Minded Bigoted Asshole" Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Support our Environment Ribbon Magnet$2.95 Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 8 inches (8.9cm x 20.3cm). Political environmental freethought liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Take Away the Right to say F*ck... Lenny Bruce magnet$3.70 Take Away the Right to say F*ck... Lenny Bruce magnet. Lenny B was dead right about that. If he only knew what has become of free speech in the 21st century.... we need more mavericks like him around today! [Order] [Checkout] |
The Bigger the Hair the Closer to God magnet$3.70 The Bigger the Hair the Closer to God magnet. Is this your mom or mine in the picture? Well the almighty clearly loves 'high-rise' hair, so y'all go retro for Jesus! [Order] [Checkout] |
There Is No God Higher Than Truth Magnet$3.70 "There Is No God Higher Than Truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Dimensions 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
There Never Was a Good War or a Bad Peace Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Think It's Not illegal Yet Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 2 x 3 inches (5.1cm x 7.6cm). Political antiBush freethought liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
We're Not Gossiping... magnet$3.70 We're Not Gossiping, we're plotting our evil left-wing feminist agenda magnet. But all they're really plotting is equality for women... which some old white guys still consider a sinister prospect. [Order] [Checkout] |
Weed, Papers, Smoking With Friends, Priceless magnet$3.70 Weed, Papers, Smoking With Friends, Priceless magnet. But remember, if you wanna be President one day - don't inhale! [Order] [Checkout] |
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet$3.70 We can do it Rosie the Riveter magnet. Here's one of America's real working class heroes. She knows that women have the power to change the world - and the minds of the retarded males who would keep them subservient. If only she was running for President! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
What did one saggy boob say to the other? magnet$3.70 What did one saggy boob say to the other? magnet. Gravity is only a theory, of course.... [Order] [Checkout] |
What Would Buddah Do Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
What Would Jesus Do? Kick Your Ass... magnet$3.70 What Would Jesus Do? Kick Your Ass... magnet. Hey you, sat there watching Monday night football. Beware the almighty boot of Christ connecting with your behind. It's a call to action - go get him a beer! [Order] [Checkout] |
When I was Your Age, We had to Walk Two Miles to get Stoned and have Sex, magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Freethought liberal humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Against Abortion Magnet$3.00 Diameter: 1-1/2 inches (3.8cm). We also have this on a Button or a Sticker. Political freethought liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Yeah... Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community magnet$3.70 Yeah... Like Jesus Would Live in a Gated Community magnet. Sounds all too familiar, doesn't it? He'd probably drive a Hummer, watch FOX News, have five home-schooled kids, be a 'family-values' hypocrite, and want Sarah Palin to be president! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
A Smart Ass is Always Better... magnet$3.70 A Smart Ass is Always Better... magnet. It's high time the Democrats showed their superior intelligence, so let's get to work and put those dumb war-crazy elephants in their place! [Order] [Checkout] |
Republicans Stand for Raw, Unbridled Evil, Greed... Frank Zappa magnet$3.70 Republicans Stand for Raw, Unbridled Evil, Greed... Frank Zappa magnet. Maybe Saint Frank would have made a good politician after all. And a far better one than the awful Alaskan Valley Girl who just ran for Republican VP! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
After We Rebuild Iraq Our Schools Magnet $3.70 After we rebuild Iraq can we rebuild our schools? Dimensions: 3" x 2" Political antiBush antiWar liberal magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Bring them Home Ribbon magnet$3.50 Here's the best way to support the troops: bring them home. Dimensions: 3-1/2 x 8 inches (8.9cm x 20.3cm). Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
A Smart Ass is Always Better... button MAGNET$2.00 A Smart Ass is Always Better... button MAGNET. Here's a great new magnetic version of the ever-popular 'smart ass' button. Perfect for your fridge, computer case, toolbox, or filing cabinet! Diameter: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
ObamaRama Magnetic Wardrobe $12.00 ObamaRama Magnetic Wardrobe. Now you can dress up our President in lots of different styles! Hours of fashion fun for kids of all ages, and adults too. Dress him up as Captain America, a Texas rancher, Hawaiian surf dude, in a regular business suit, and many other cool outfits. Due to weight, this item ships via USPS Priority Mail. [Order] [Checkout] |
Freedom Isn't Free Magnet$3.70 Freedom Isn't Free - In fact, you have to be really rich. Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political antiBush liberal magnet. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Yes We Can! Obama the Riveter magnet$3.70 Yes We Can! Obama the Riveter magnet. Now the election has been won, America's legions of blue-collar workers must make sure he acts quickly to rescue our long-suffering manufacturing industries. Let's hope he really can! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Picture of Obama on magnet$3.70 Picture of Obama on magnet. Here's the man of the moment. He seems to be coping very well with the weight of an expectant world upon his shoulders. Let's hope he can turn around eight years of Republican looting and other disasters starting in 2009. Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
White on Black Obama Peace Sign, button MAGNET$2.00 White on Black Obama Peace Sign, button. MAGNET. Here's a magnetic version of the popular Obama peace sign button. Stick it where a war-crazy Republican can see it! Dimensions: 1-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
I Never Thought I'd Miss Nixon magnetI Never Thought I'd Miss Nixon magnet. Compared to today's NeoFascist GOP, Tricky Dicky and his conservative cohorts were almost left-wing liberals. Imagine that! Ah, for those good old daze.... [Order] [Checkout] |
My Country Invaded Iraq And All I Got Was Expensive Gas Magnet$3.70 Dimensions: 3 x 2 inches (7.6cm x 5.1cm). Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Republicans are people too magnet$3.70 Republicans are people, too. Mean, selfish, greedy people! Political antiBush antiWar liberal humorous magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
"If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet$3.70 "If you'd just do what I tell you I wouldn't have to be so bossy" magnet. We all know a kid like this! Just remind them once in a while, who controls the supply of cupcakes and pizza... Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 2-1/2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Got WMD? Magnet$3.00 Hang on a minute, Texas has WMD's and oil. Send in the bombers NOW!!
Diameter: 2-1/4 inches (5.7cm). Political antiBush antiWar liberal humorous magnet. |
F*ck Your War! magnet$3.70 F*ck Your War! magnet. This war protester says it like it is! Bush's illegal wars are nothing to do with any of us, but he keeps waging them in our name. Let's hope they'll all be over soon. [Order] [Checkout] |
God Bless America but F*ck The Assholes Who Run It magnet$3.70 God Bless America but F*ck The Assholes Who Run It magnet. Would Jesus approve of the mess Bu$h and his righteous rabble have made of America? Maybe from the ashes, civility and decency will return.... someday. [Order] [Checkout] |
WTF Magnet$4.25 Our popular WTF sticker in magnet form. Great for display on your car without sticking anything to the paint Use this button image to illustrate your posting elsewhere on the web by using URL http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-WTF2.gif [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
After We Bring Democracy to Iraq, Can We Have a Little Here? magnet$3.70 After We Bring Democracy to Iraq, Can We Have a Little Here? magnet. Imagine: healthcare for all, cheap public transport, fully-funded schools... Iraq will get these things, why not US? Ask your Democrat candidates about these vital issues! Political antiWar antiBush liberal magnet. [Order] [Checkout] |
Live Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnet$3.70 Live Well Laugh Often Never Vote Republican magnet. Looks like most of the nation took this good advice to heart in the 2008 election! Dimensions: 3" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
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