The Flying Spaghetti Monster A new creation deity for a new century! Blessed be his pastaness. Have your car and life touched by his noodly appendage with this awesome emblem! And don't forget, he boiled for your sins!
Identify yourself to the world as a devout Pastafarian and FSM follower with this cool iron-on patch. This creation god, developed to offer another alternative to evolution in Kansas, is the ideal statement for forward-thinking 21st century bikers! Aaaargghh... White on black embroidered patch. Dimensions approx. 4" x 2".
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster touch you with his noodly appendage! Based on the humorous creationist theory by Bobby Henderson in the debate over Intelligent Design teaching in Kansas' public schools. Show your support by having His Holy Pastaness splattered onto your car or window.
Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie. Here's a high-quality neck tie, featuring the two main characters from the Church of Noodles! Available in black or blue. Choose your color from the drop-down menu.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Neck Ties. For Pastafarians needing something just a little more formal, here we have the new FSM neck tie! Featuring four dancing FSM's on a high-quality tie, this is guaranteed to start conversations at that science faculty dinner party! Choose your color from the drop-down menu.
With this fashionable belt buckle you can decorate your pants with the Flying Spaghetti Monster's best friend, the Pirate Fish! Please his Holy Noodlyness every day of the week with pirate garb (not just Fridays!) Antique bronze finish. Buckle measures 3" long x 2" wide.
Flying Spaghetti Monster License Plate Frame. Aaaarrgghh! Here be a great way to dress up your own road-going pirate galleon. Enrage your local fundies at the stop lights by declaring your Pastafarian faith! No sign of being saved by God or Jesus here, just a Noodly statement of a 21st century lifestyle (and diet). Click on the image to see the frame in situ.
The 192-page paperback handbook of the 21st century's only new religion is finally here! Discover the real causes of global warming and why Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. A hilariously entertaining read! May you be touched by His noodly appendage....
Not for the shy, this substantial 3-dimensional pin makes a bold statement! Fine English pewter is artistically melded into a seaworthy treasure measuring 1.5" long, 1.25" high, and .5" deep. Comes with three pinback closures to hold securely into place.
Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch. We hunted high and low, searched the seven seas and finally found an eye patch for all you land lubbers! Made of soft fabric with an elastic strap. Also makes the perfect disguise for your next bank job... Approx. size: 3" x 2-1/4"
And in the beginning, God created Man. And He said, "Ramen." This license plate shows our Noodly God creating the first man. See this item in all of its glory by clicking on the image for a close-up. Great for states that don't require a front plate! (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)
Pirate Fish Lapel pin. Here's a cute lil' FSM Pirate Fish pin that looks great on your lapel, school backpack or anywhere you like! Remember you landlubbers.. FSM Pirates give candy to children. Choose your color - silver or gold. Dimensions: 1" x 1/2"
Pirate Flag 3' x 5'. Arrrrgghh! Shiver me timbers, weigh the anchor and splice the mainbrace, here's a real skull 'n' crossbones Pirate Flag for all of you noodly desperados! Raise the Jolly Roger and protest global warming the way we modern Pirates do. This great-looking flag is also guaranteed to keep GOP candidates and baptists from your door!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster demands full pirate regalia for any formal event... so plaster the fishy goodness right on your car with a chrome-colored emblem. Stylish, dead, and it looks great on the back of a hybrid! Choose from either an adheisve backing or, for $1 more, get a stylish magnet. (Magnet not recommended for vehicular application.) Dimensions: approx. 4-1/2" x 2-1/4"
Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh!