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Get your Flying Spaghetti Monster goodies here! Car emblems, FSM vinyl stickers, Pirate booty, treasure chests, bracelets, mints, skull & crossbones sticker, Pirate Fish pin, Jolly Roger flag!
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Emblem$7.00 The Flying Spaghetti Monster A new creation deity for a new century! Blessed be his pastaness. Have your car touched by his noodly appendage. You know you want to believe... so show your support with this cool new emblem! Measures approx. 5-1/4" x 2-1/2". May the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodle touch you. Go Pirates! Also available as a vinyl cut-out sticker and an iron-on patch. [Order] [Checkout] |
Skull 'n' Bones Women's Cut t-shirt$20.00 Skull 'n' Bones Women's Cut t-shirt. Presented in perfectly piratical red and black, this design really stands out in a crowd. Ideal attire for hijacking Spanish galleons, robbing the bank, cooking noodles, or whatever other pirate activities you fancy. Aaaaarrgghh! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
Pirate Medallion Pendant$9.00 AAAARRGH! The perfect complement to your Friday pirate garb to please the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This medallion is fashioned with historical detail and symbolism sure to please scallywags and swabbies alike! Features Peter Stone's newest creation, a nickel and lead free fine metal called "nebula" - and it's out of this world! More cost effective than sterling silver or rhodium, but with all the shine and beauty! (And it doesn't tarnish!) The medallion is approximately 1 5/8" long (with bail) and just over an inch wide. Chains sold separately. [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie$18.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie. Here's a high-quality neck tie, featuring the two main characters from the Church of Noodles! Available in black or blue. Choose your color from the drop-down menu. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Neck Ties$18.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Neck Ties. For Pastafarians needing something just a little more formal, here we have the new FSM neck tie! Featuring four dancing FSM's on a high-quality tie, this is guaranteed to start conversations at that science faculty dinner party! Choose your color from the drop-down menu. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster License Plate Frame
$14.99 Flying Spaghetti Monster License Plate Frame. Aaaarrgghh! Here be a great way to dress up your own road-going pirate galleon. Enrage your local fundies at the stop lights by declaring your Pastafarian faith! No sign of being saved by God or Jesus here, just a Noodly statement of a 21st century lifestyle (and diet). Click on the image to see the frame in situ. [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt$25.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt FSM. Here's a new navy-blue variation on the FSM t-shirt. With the blue-eyed, shiny silver FSM design, this one is perfect for the cooler months, when even the hardiest of pirates and their shipmates occasionally have to stay indoors! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster$13.95 The 192-page paperback handbook of the 21st century's only new religion is finally here! Discover the real causes of global warming and why Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. A hilariously entertaining read! May you be touched by His noodly appendage.... [Order] [Checkout] |
FSM Flying Spaghetti Monster button$2.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster button. Wear your Pastafarian persuasion with pride! Let the world know you have been touched by His noodly appendage. In noodly yellow on a pirate-black background, this button measure 1-1/4" in diameter. Aaaarrgghh! [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker$2.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker. Behold, His unholy noodliness has spoken! And he hath bestowed upon Barack Obama, the honor of representing pirates the world over. And lo, we shall all receive a beer volcano for our efforts to defeat the evil ones.... Aaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 11" x 3" [Order] [Checkout] |
Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch$3.00 Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch. We hunted high and low, searched the seven seas and finally found an eye patch for all you land lubbers! Made of soft fabric with an elastic strap. Also makes the perfect disguise for your next bank job... Approx. size: 3" x 2-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Temporary Tattoo Set$6.95 Pirate Temporary Tattoo Set. This little book contains nineteen non-toxic temporary tattoos ranging in size from 1" (2.5 cm) to 3". Safe, waterproof, non-toxic, and removable. All good fun, and no sharp blades, squid ink, or nasty needles necessary! [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Mints - Grog Flavor$3.00 Pirate Grog Mints. Each tin contains 100 sharp-tasting little mints. These are perfect for getting rid of the salty taste of the high seas. Get fresh - with a hint of grog - before you splice the anchor, and set off to plunder the next Spanish galleon that dares to sail across your bows! [Order] [Checkout] |
FSM vinyl cutout stickerThe Flying Spaghetti Monster has arrived and will touch you with his noodly appendage! Based on the humorous creationist theory by Bobby Henderson in the debate over Intelligent Design teaching in Kansas' public schools. Show your support by having His Holy Pastaness splattered onto your car or window. Available in black or white vinyl, 5" / 13cm long, or a giant-sized 13" long! FSM Black 5 inch $5.00 [Order] FSM White 5 inch $5.00 [Order] FSM Black 13 inch $7.00 [Order] FSM White 13 inch $7.00 [Order] |
Pirate Air Freshener$3.00 Pirate Air Freshener. A-Haaaarrrr! This skull 'n' crossbones air freshener will make the interior of your Spanish galleon smell a little sweeter. Hang it on your rear-view mirror and take a deep breath of its freshly-swabbed deck aroma! Dimensions: 3-1/2" x 3-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Fish Lapel pin$7.95 Pirate Fish Lapel pin. Here's a cute lil' FSM Pirate Fish pin that looks great on your lapel, school backpack or anywhere you like! Remember you landlubbers.. FSM Pirates give candy to children. Choose your color - silver or gold. Dimensions: 1" x 1/2" |
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt$25.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver, with blue eyes. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Here's local sports star Madison modeling the Women's Small size shirt. The Men's style shirt features darker blue sleeves. Men's standard sizes go from Small - 2XL.Women's sizes go from Small - 2XL. Small fits sizes 0-4 with a 14" chest and 22" length. Medium fits sizes 4-8 with a 15." chest and a 23" length. Large fits sizes 8-10 with a 16" chest and a 24" length. XL fits sizes 10-12 with a 17" chest and a 25" length. XXL fits sizes 12-14 with an 18" chest and a 26" length. |
Pirate Flag 3' x 5'$10.00 Pirate Flag 3' x 5'. Arrrrgghh! Shiver me timbers, weigh the anchor and splice the mainbrace, here's a real skull 'n' crossbones Pirate Flag for all of you noodly desperados! Raise the Jolly Roger and protest global warming the way we modern Pirates do. This great-looking flag is also guaranteed to keep GOP candidates and baptists from your door! [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Fish Emblem$7.00 The Flying Spaghetti Monster demands full pirate regalia for any formal event... so plaster the fishy goodness right on your car with a chrome-colored emblem. Stylish, dead, and it looks great on the back of a hybrid! Also available as a vinyl cut-out sticker and an iron-on patch. Dimensions: approx. 4-1/2" x 2-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Aaaarrgghh! Pirate Panties$10.50 Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh! |
Pirate Choker$4.50 Pirate Choker. These skull and crossbones chokers are 16-1/2" long, and come with hook clasps. Each one is a slightly different design, and they are the perfect gift for that crazy Cap'n Hook wannabe in your family! [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM PendantFlying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant in Gold or Silver. Behold, the noodly pendant you've all been waiting for! Demonstrate your righteous belief in all things noodly by keeping the Flying Spaghetti Monster close to your heart - or even just around your neck. Aaaarrgghh! Dimensions approx. 1" x 1/2"
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant Gold $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant Silver $10.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Skull & Crossbones vinyl cut-out stickers$5.00 Skull & Crossbones vinyl cut-out stickers. Splice the anchor and weigh the mainsail, here's the classic pirate symbol as a black or white vinyl sticker. Aaaargghh! Dimensions: approx. 5" x 3-1/2" |
Pirate Fish Vinyl Sticker - Black$5.00 Aaaaaargh - the Pirate Fish is here to bless you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory! Global warming is increasing due to a sharp decline in pirates, which are blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This mad marine bandit comes in 5" of bootyful black vinyl.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker$3.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker. Now we know the true creation story, make sure His holy pastaness blesses the U.S. with his noodly appendage. Dimensions: 3" x 11". Go Pirates! Humorous freethought sticker. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Adhesive Bandages$5.00 Pirate Adhesive Bandages. Here's a tin of 25 useful little skull and crossbones band aids. These might save your life if you've just lost a limb in a swordfight on the high seas! Aaaarrgghh!! [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pinFlying Spaghetti Monster lapel pin in Gold or Silver. Here is your favorite new creator deity in all his noodly glory! This stylish pin is sure to start many interesting conversations with those curious folk who are still non-believers.... Dimensions: approx. 1" x 1/2" Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pin Gold $7.00 [Order] [Checkout] Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pin Silver $7.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Fish Vinyl Sticker - White$5.00 Need a little more chaos in your life? The accursed Pirate Fish is here to bring you a beer volcano and a stripper factory! It might even save us all from global warming. This aquatic hellraiser comes in 5" of shiny white vinyl. Aaaaargh! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM embroidery iron-on patch$8.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster embroidery iron-on patch. Identify yourself to the world as a devout Pastafarian with this cool iron-on patch. This creation god, developed to offer another alternative to evolution in Kansas, is the ideal statement for forward-thinking 21st century bikers! Aaaargghh.... Dimensions approx. 4" x 2" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Red Bandana Flag 3' x 5' polyester$10.00 Pirate Red Bandana flag. Here's another variation on the classic Skull 'n' Crossbones design. This one's perfect for the Johnny Depp fan in your household - Aaaaaarrgghh! 3' x 5' polyester, with brass grommets. [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Fish embroidery iron-on patch$8.00 Pirate Fish embroidery iron-on patch. Aaaaarrrgghh!! Show your noodly disdain for global warming with this cool patch. Iron it on, then wear it with pride. We're all pirates at heart.... Dimensions approx. 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Pirate Car Flag$6.00 Pirate Car Flag. Here's a cute little Jolly Roger for your own personal pirate ship - or even your car. It's time to take down that tattered old "United We Stand" flag and replace it with something far more fun, for we are Pirates and they are not! Aaaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 18" x 11" [Order] [Checkout] |
Invisible Pink Unicorn pinInvisible Pink Unicorn pin in Gold and Silver. Here is her holy hoofiness depicted on a very attractive lapel pin. A metallic pink unicorn - whatever next? Maybe that's evolution happening before our very eyes.... Approx. 1" diameter. Invisible Pink Unicorn pin Gold $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] Invisible Pink Unicorn pin Silver $8.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Invisible Pink Unicorn PendantInvisible Pink Unicorn Gold and Silver Pendants. EvolveFISH is proud to bring you '100% hoof' unicorn bling. And it's shiny invisible pink bling, too! Feel the quality of these marvellous medallions. It makes an ideal gift for freethinking horse-lovers everywhere. Approx. 1" diameter. Invisible Pink Unicorn Gold Pendant $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] Invisible Pink Unicorn Silver Pendant $15.00 [Order] [Checkout] |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM silver lapel pin (oval style)$7.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster pin "FSM silver lapel pin (oval style). Here's an oval-style noodly lapel pin for all of you loyal Pastafarians out there! Dimensions: 1" x 1/2" Shown here larger than life, at our noodly master's request!" [Order] [Checkout] |
Skull 'n' Crossbones Panties$10.50 Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! |
Invisible Pink Unicorn Emblem$8.00 Up there in the sky, the Invisible Pink Unicorn watches over us, night and day. Can't you see her holy hoof-prints in the clouds? Only incurable infidels would deny her universal equine benevolence.... Diameter: approx 3-3/4" [Order] [Checkout] |
Aaaarrgghh! vinyl cut-out sticker$6.00 Aaaarrgghh! vinyl cut-out, the sticker that say it all! Why have just one 'Talk Like A Pirate Day', when you can have this black, red, or white rallying cry on your 4-wheeled pirate ship all year round? Dimensions: 8" x 2" |
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster car plaque was just the beginning. We feature a whole line of FSM products, and more are being added all the time... Bookmark this page and check back with us again!
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