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FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) Cufflinks $15.00 Here are Flying Spaghetti Monster cufflinks perfect to adorn your favorite dress shirt! Show your Pastafarian support and be touched by His saucy benevolence. The FSM measures 1" long by .5" high. Silver tone with black enamel. |
Pirate Fish Belt Buckle$24.99 With this fashionable belt buckle you can decorate your pants with the Flying Spaghetti Monster's best friend, the Pirate Fish! Please his Holy Noodlyness every day of the week with pirate garb (not just Fridays!) Antique bronze finish. Buckle measures 3" long x 2" wide. |
FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) Belt Buckle $24.99 Proudly wear the Flying Spaghetti Monster on your pants! Declare your Pastafarian beliefs to all. Antique bronze finish. Buckle measures 3" long x 2" wide. |
Pirate Fish Cufflinks$15.00 Here are an adorable set of Pirate Fish cufflinks! For those gentlemen who are partial to worship of the Noodly Appendage (or for the women who love those that do) these are perfect! Pay tribute to Pirates, the Favored Ones of His High Noodlyness. Pirate measures .75" long by .5" wide. Silver tone with black enamel. |
FSM My God Can Beat Up Your God Shirt$20.00 This irreverent shirt shows His High Noodlyness in boxing gloves ready to beat the dickens out of any other God He wants to! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is displayed in all His glory, from His Noodles to His Meatballs. White image on Gildan soft style black shirt. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Ceramic Pendant on Cord
$18.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Ceramic Pendant. Finally His Holy Noodlyness is appearing on a ceramic pendant! It measures an impressive 1.5" in diameter. Now you can display your Pastafarian beliefs with pride! Ramen. Comes ready to wear with an 18" soft, suede-like black cord. Click on image for close up. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Noodly Appendage Shirt$20.00 FSM T-Shirt. Here's a fun version of the classic Flying Spaghetti Monster. The front features a small FSM logo on the left chest and the back displays the all-important all-mighty message: Have YOU Been Touched by His Noodly Appendage? It is a wonderful opportunity to spread His Word and the words of the Prophet. |
Pirate Fish Earrings$15.00 These adorable Pirate fish stud earrings can be worn not only on a Friday but any day of the week! Not only does His Noodlyness the FSM love pirates, but FSM Pirates are themselves lovable - they give candy to children and increasing their numbers will reduce global warming. Studs come in silver finish and measure 1/4" long and 1/8" high. Cute! |
Shoulder Bag, FSM Creating Man
$29.95 "Touched by His Noodly Appendage" The neoclassic image of His Noodlyness creating Man is now immortalized on a stylish shoulder bag! Bag makes a great tote, purse, laptop case, or man bag. Black weather resistant vinyl with an adjustable strap from 22" to 46". Small interior side pocket with zippered top; bag measures 12" by 8" and expands 4". Click on image for a close up of the design, which matches our FSM Creating Man License Plate, which you can see here. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Emblem$9.50 The Flying Spaghetti Monster A new creation deity for a new century! Blessed be his pastaness. Have your car touched by his noodly appendage. You know you want to believe... so show your support with this cool new emblem! Get it with a magnetic backing and move it to your office file cabinet or home refrigerator. But for long term display on a car, use the tape backing. Measures approx. 5-1/4" x 2-1/2". May the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodle touch you. Go Pirates! Also available as a vinyl cut-out sticker and an iron-on patch. |
FSM Creating Man, License Plate
$15.00 And in the beginning, God created Man. And He said, "Ramen." This license plate shows our Noodly God creating the first man. See this item in all of its glory by clicking on the image for a close-up. Great for states that don't require a front plate! (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.) |
Pirate Medallion Pendant$9.00 AAAARRGH! The perfect complement to your Friday pirate garb to please the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This medallion is fashioned with historical detail and symbolism sure to please scallywags and swabbies alike! Features Peter Stone's newest creation, a nickel and lead free fine metal called "nebula" - and it's out of this world! More cost effective than sterling silver or rhodium, but with all the shine and beauty! (And it doesn't tarnish!) The medallion is approximately 1 5/8" long (with bail) and just over an inch wide. Chains sold separately. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie$18.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie. Here's a high-quality neck tie, featuring the two main characters from the Church of Noodles! Available in black or blue. Choose your color from the drop-down menu. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Neck Ties$18.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Neck Ties. For Pastafarians needing something just a little more formal, here we have the new FSM neck tie! Featuring four dancing FSM's on a high-quality tie, this is guaranteed to start conversations at that science faculty dinner party! Choose your color from the drop-down menu. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster License Plate Frame
$14.99 Flying Spaghetti Monster License Plate Frame. Aaaarrgghh! Here be a great way to dress up your own road-going pirate galleon. Enrage your local fundies at the stop lights by declaring your Pastafarian faith! No sign of being saved by God or Jesus here, just a Noodly statement of a 21st century lifestyle (and diet). Click on the image to see the frame in situ. |
FSM Single Sided Dog Tags$10.00 For your wearing pleasure we present the FSM dog tag! Choose from either several noodly navy depictions on a yellow background, or a single God coming down from the sky. Each comes ready to wear with a 24" stainless steel beaded chain. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt$24.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt FSM. Here's a new navy-blue variation on the FSM t-shirt. With the blue-eyed, shiny silver FSM design, this one is perfect for the cooler months, when even the hardiest of pirates and their shipmates occasionally have to stay indoors! Choose your size from the drop-down menu. |
FSM/Pastafarian Double Sided Dog Tag$9.95 Peering from the edge of this dog tag is the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The "Pastafarian" text on the reverse side proudly proclaims your religious affiliation with the one true God! Tag measures 1" x 2" and comes ready to wear with a 24" stainless steel beaded chain. |
The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster$13.95 The 192-page paperback handbook of the 21st century's only new religion is finally here! Discover the real causes of global warming and why Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. A hilariously entertaining read! May you be touched by His noodly appendage.... |
FSM Flying Spaghetti Monster button$2.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster button. Wear your Pastafarian persuasion with pride! Let the world know you have been touched by His noodly appendage. In noodly yellow on a pirate-black background, this button measure 1-1/4" in diameter. Aaaarrgghh! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker$2.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker. Behold, His unholy noodliness has spoken! And he hath bestowed upon Barack Obama, the honor of representing pirates the world over. And lo, we shall all receive a beer volcano for our efforts to defeat the evil ones.... Aaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 11" x 3" |
Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch$3.00 Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch. We hunted high and low, searched the seven seas and finally found an eye patch for all you land lubbers! Made of soft fabric with an elastic strap. Also makes the perfect disguise for your next bank job... Approx. size: 3" x 2-1/4" |
Pirate Temporary Tattoo Set$6.95 Pirate Temporary Tattoo Set. This little book contains nineteen non-toxic temporary tattoos ranging in size from 1" (2.5 cm) to 3". Safe, waterproof, non-toxic, and removable. All good fun, and no sharp blades, squid ink, or nasty needles necessary! |
FSM Mousepad$12.00 Here is our happy God to guard over your mouse with his noodly goodness. Our mouse pads features a "heavenly" gel wrist rest that makes using them as fun as looking at them! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Cut-out Vinyl Sticker$5.00 The Flying Spaghetti Monster has arrived and will touch you with his noodly appendage! Based on the humorous creationist theory by Bobby Henderson in the debate over Intelligent Design teaching in Kansas' public schools. Show your support by having His Holy Pastaness splattered onto your car or window. Available in a black or white cut-out sticker, in a 5" (length by 2" wide), or a giant-sized 13" long (by 5" wide)! Also in 2.5" mini size; you get 2 of these little minis for the $5 price! You can choose Regular to go on the outside of your car, laptop, locker, or reversed to go on the inside of your vehicle. |
Pirate Fish Lapel pin$9.00 Pirate Fish Lapel pin. Here's a cute lil' FSM Pirate Fish pin that looks great on your lapel, school backpack or anywhere you like! Remember you landlubbers.. FSM Pirates give candy to children. Choose your color - silver or gold. Dimensions: 1" x 1/2" |
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt$20.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! The FSM logo is in shiny silver. Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Also available as a "favorite freethought image shirt" in other styles and colors. Follow this link http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/holiday.html#4564 Choose your size from the drop down list below. |
Pirate Flag 3' x 5'$10.00 Pirate Flag 3' x 5'. Arrrrgghh! Shiver me timbers, weigh the anchor and splice the mainbrace, here's a real skull 'n' crossbones Pirate Flag for all of you noodly desperados! Raise the Jolly Roger and protest global warming the way we modern Pirates do. This great-looking flag is also guaranteed to keep GOP candidates and baptists from your door! |
Pirate Fish Emblem$9.00 The Flying Spaghetti Monster demands full pirate regalia for any formal event... so plaster the fishy goodness right on your car with a chrome-colored emblem. Stylish, dead, and it looks great on the back of a hybrid! Also available as a vinyl cut-out sticker and an iron-on patch. Dimensions: approx. 4-1/2" x 2-1/4" |
Aaaarrgghh! Pirate Panties$10.50 Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant$15.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Pendant in Gold or Silver. Behold, the noodly pendant you've all been waiting for! Demonstrate your righteous belief in all things noodly by keeping the Flying Spaghetti Monster close to your heart - or even just around your neck. Aaaarrgghh! Dimensions approx. 1" x 1/2"
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Skull & Crossbones vinyl cut-out stickers$5.00 Skull & Crossbones vinyl cut-out stickers. Splice the anchor and weigh the mainsail, here's the classic pirate symbol as a black or white vinyl sticker. Aaaargghh! Dimensions: approx. 5" x 3-1/2" |
Pirate Fish Vinyl Cut-Out Sticker $5.00 Aaaaaargh - the Pirate Fish is here to bless you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory! Global warming is increasing due to a sharp decline in pirates, which are blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This mad marine bandit comes in 5" of bootyful black or white vinyl.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker$2.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker. Now we know the true creation story, make sure His holy pastaness blesses the U.S. with his noodly appendage. Order 3 of these stickers for only $3.60! Dimensions: 3" x 11". Go Pirates! Humorous freethought sticker. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pinFlying Spaghetti Monster lapel pin in Gold or Silver. Here is your favorite new creator deity in all his noodly glory! This stylish pin is sure to start many interesting conversations with those curious folk who are still non-believers.... Dimensions: approx. 1" x 1/2" Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pin Gold $9.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM lapel pin Silver $9.00 |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM embroidery iron-on patch$8.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster embroidery iron-on patch. Identify yourself to the world as a devout Pastafarian with this cool iron-on patch. This creation god, developed to offer another alternative to evolution in Kansas, is the ideal statement for forward-thinking 21st century bikers! Aaaargghh.... Dimensions approx. 4" x 2" |
Pirate Red Bandana Flag 3' x 5' polyester$10.00 Pirate Red Bandana flag. Here's another variation on the classic Skull 'n' Crossbones design. This one's perfect for the Johnny Depp fan in your household - Aaaaaarrgghh! 3' x 5' polyester, with brass grommets. |
Pirate Fish embroidery iron-on patch$8.00 Pirate Fish embroidery iron-on patch. Aaaaarrrgghh!! Show your noodly disdain for global warming with this cool patch. Iron it on, then wear it with pride. We're all pirates at heart.... Dimensions approx. 3-1/2" x 2-1/4" |
Pirate Car Flag$6.00 Pirate Car Flag. Here's a cute little Jolly Roger for your own personal pirate ship - or even your car. It's time to take down that tattered old "United We Stand" flag and replace it with something far more fun, for we are Pirates and they are not! Aaaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 18" x 11" |
Invisible Pink Unicorn pinInvisible Pink Unicorn pin in Gold and Silver. Here is her holy hoofiness depicted on a very attractive lapel pin. A metallic pink unicorn - whatever next? Maybe that's evolution happening before our very eyes.... Approx. 1" diameter. Invisible Pink Unicorn pin Gold $9.00 Invisible Pink Unicorn pin Silver $9.00 |
Invisible Pink Unicorn PendantInvisible Pink Unicorn Gold and Silver Pendants. EvolveFISH is proud to bring you '100% hoof' unicorn bling. And it's shiny invisible pink bling, too! Feel the quality of these marvellous medallions. It makes an ideal gift for freethinking horse-lovers everywhere. Approx. 1" diameter. Invisible Pink Unicorn Gold Pendant $15.00 Invisible Pink Unicorn Silver Pendant $15.00 |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM silver lapel pin (oval style)$7.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster pin "FSM silver lapel pin (oval style). Here's an oval-style noodly lapel pin for all of you loyal Pastafarians out there! Dimensions: 1" x 1/2" Shown here larger than life, at our noodly master's request!" |
Skull 'n' Crossbones Panties$10.50 Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! |
Invisible Pink Unicorn Emblem$8.00 Up there in the sky, the Invisible Pink Unicorn watches over us, night and day. Can't you see her holy hoof-prints in the clouds? Only incurable infidels would deny her universal equine benevolence.... Diameter: approx 3-3/4" |
Aaaarrgghh! vinyl cut-out sticker$6.00 Aaaarrgghh! vinyl cut-out, the sticker that say it all! Why have just one 'Talk Like A Pirate Day', when you can have this black, red, or white rallying cry on your 4-wheeled pirate ship all year round? Dimensions: 8" x 2" |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Keychain, Double Sided Blue $9.95 Here he is in all of his noodly goodness! This 2.5" diameter key chain features the classic FSM on both full-color sides. |
Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Earrings
$15.00 Flying Spaghetti Monster FSM Earrings. Our favorite lil noodle now available in stylish, chic earrings! Dimensions approx. 5/8" long by 1/4" high. Silver tone on wire earrings. |
FSM Keychain Silver Finish$15.00 Here He is in all His noodly glory! Keychain measures a full 3" in length; the FSM token measures 1.5" x .5". |
Pirate Fish in its Natural Habitat, License Plate$15.00 Pirate Fish License Plate. For states that do not require a front plate, this humorous Pirate Fish makes a stunning option! It shows our boney, aged lil matey in the vast ocean waters he so often travels and pillages. Perfect for FSM fans! |
Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) Metallic Hanging Ornament$7.95 Our FSM Metallic Hanging Ornament makes a great gift for yourself or your Pastafarian friends! Hang from your rear-view mirror, holiday tree, or whatever your fancy. Thin stamped metal, 3" long, 1.5" wide. Includes matching tassel for hanging. Arrives gift boxed. |
FSM Holiday Card$2.00 "May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this Happy Holiday greeting card. The Flying Spaghetti Monster in all His Noodly Glory appears along with a candy cane, holly leaf and Menorah candle display. FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a magnet; you can view it here. Choose a single card or a money-saving 12 pack for $18.00. |
FSM May His Noodly Appendages... T-Shirt
$20.00 Our newest tribute to his Holy Noodlyness The Flying Spaghetti Monster is now available in shirt form! (We also have this image as a greeting card and a magnet.) Full text reads: May His Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season. Well, we can only hope! Choose your size AND shirt color from the drop-down below. Click on image for a close-up of the design. |
Pirate Fish Metallic Gold Hanging Ornament$7.95 This shiny happy Pirate Fish pays homage to His Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perfect for your Happy Holiday tree or anywhere else you'd like to hang it. Thin stamped metal, 2" long, 1.5" wide. Includes gold tassel for hanging. Available in gold finish. Arrives gift boxed. |
May His Noodly Appendages holiday magnet$3.90 "May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this magnet along with a candy cane, holly leaf and Menorah candle display. FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a greeting card. View it here. |
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster car plaque was just the beginning. We feature a whole line of FSM products, and more are being added all the time... Bookmark this page and check back with us again!
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