The Flying Spaghetti Monster A new creation deity for a new century! Blessed be his pastaness. Have your car and life touched by his noodly appendage with this awesome emblem! And don't forget, he boiled for your sins!
This irreverent shirt shows His High Noodlyness in boxing gloves ready to beat the dickens out of any other God He wants to! The Flying Spaghetti Monster is displayed in all His glory, from His Noodles to His Meatballs. White image on Gildan soft style black shirt. Limited sizes available.
His Holy Noodlyness wishes all a festive holiday season! Complete with a Menorah, candy cane, and sprig of holly, he is including many symbols of celebration. Horizontal oval glass ornament measures 2.75" x 3.5". Select either with or without His closing prayer, Ramen. Comes ready for the tree, review mirror, or wall with a ribbon hanger. Click on image for a close up of the full-color design!
Here's a fun version of the classic Flying Spaghetti Monster. The front features a small FSM logo on the breast and the back displays most important question of all: Have YOU Been Touched by His Noodly Appendage?
And in the beginning, God created Man. And He said, "Ramen." This license plate shows our Noodly God creating the first man. See this item in all of its glory by clicking on the image for a close-up. Great for states that don't require a front plate! (Note: the following states are the only ones that do not officially require a front plate - AL, AZ, AR, DE, FL, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MI, MS, NM, NC, OK, PA, SC, TN, and WV.)
Flying Spaghetti Monster / Pirate Fish Neck Tie. Here's a high-quality neck tie, featuring the two main characters from the Church of Noodles! Available in black or blue. Choose your color from the drop-down menu.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Neck Ties. For Pastafarians needing something just a little more formal, here we have the new FSM neck tie! Featuring four dancing FSM's on a high-quality tie, this is guaranteed to start conversations at that science faculty dinner party! Choose your color from the drop-down menu.
With this fashionable belt buckle you can decorate your pants with the Flying Spaghetti Monster's best friend, the Pirate Fish! Please his Holy Noodlyness every day of the week with pirate garb (not just Fridays!) Antique bronze finish. Buckle measures 3" long x 2" wide.
Flying Spaghetti Monster License Plate Frame. Aaaarrgghh! Here be a great way to dress up your own road-going pirate galleon. Enrage your local fundies at the stop lights by declaring your Pastafarian faith! No sign of being saved by God or Jesus here, just a Noodly statement of a 21st century lifestyle (and diet). Click on the image to see the frame in situ.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Navy Long-sleeved T-shirt FSM. Here's a new navy-blue variation on the FSM t-shirt. With the blue-eyed, shiny silver FSM design, this one is perfect for the cooler months, when even the hardiest of pirates and their shipmates occasionally have to stay indoors! Choose your size from the drop-down menu.
The 192-page paperback handbook of the 21st century's only new religion is finally here! Discover the real causes of global warming and why Pastafarian heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. A hilariously entertaining read! May you be touched by His noodly appendage....
Flying Spaghetti Monster button. Wear your Pastafarian persuasion with pride! Let the world know you have been touched by His noodly appendage. In noodly yellow on a pirate-black background, this button measure 1-1/4" in diameter. Aaaarrgghh!
Flying Spaghetti Monster 4 Obama sticker. Behold, His unholy noodliness has spoken! And he hath bestowed upon Barack Obama, the honor of representing pirates the world over. And lo, we shall all receive a beer volcano for our efforts to defeat the evil ones.... Aaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 11" x 3"
Deluxe Pirate Eye Patch. We hunted high and low, searched the seven seas and finally found an eye patch for all you land lubbers! Made of soft fabric with an elastic strap. Also makes the perfect disguise for your next bank job... Approx. size: 3" x 2-1/4"
Pirate Temporary Tattoo Set. This little book contains nineteen non-toxic temporary tattoos ranging in size from 1" (2.5 cm) to 3". Safe, waterproof, non-toxic, and removable. All good fun, and no sharp blades, squid ink, or nasty needles necessary!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has arrived and will touch you with his noodly appendage! Based on the humorous creationist theory by Bobby Henderson in the debate over Intelligent Design teaching in Kansas' public schools. Show your support by having His Holy Pastaness splattered onto your car or window. Available in a black or white cut-out sticker, in a 5" (length by 2" wide), or a giant-sized 13" long (by 5" wide)! Also in 2.5" mini size; you get 2 of these little minis for the $5 price! You can choose Regular to go on the outside of your car, laptop, locker, or reversed to go on the inside of your vehicle.
Pirate Fish Lapel pin. Here's a cute lil' FSM Pirate Fish pin that looks great on your lapel, school backpack or anywhere you like! Remember you landlubbers.. FSM Pirates give candy to children. Choose your color - silver or gold. Dimensions: 1" x 1/2"
Flying Spaghetti Monster T-shirt. Well, you asked for it, so here's the noodly t-shirt you all wanted! Wear this to your local mall and watch the fundamentalists stare in disapproval! Available in a variety of colors and styles. Choose below.
Pirate Flag 3' x 5'. Arrrrgghh! Shiver me timbers, weigh the anchor and splice the mainbrace, here's a real skull 'n' crossbones Pirate Flag for all of you noodly desperados! Raise the Jolly Roger and protest global warming the way we modern Pirates do. This great-looking flag is also guaranteed to keep GOP candidates and baptists from your door!
The Flying Spaghetti Monster demands full pirate regalia for any formal event... so plaster the fishy goodness right on your car with a chrome-colored emblem. Stylish, dead, and it looks great on the back of a hybrid! Also available as a vinyl cut-out sticker and an iron-on patch. Dimensions: approx. 4-1/2" x 2-1/4"
Avast Ye Pirates! Here be the perfect present for ye Cockswain. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with Aaaarrgghh! across the aft is sure to bring out the pirate that lives in the lady brave enough to wear 'em. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty! Panties are made of a cotton/spandex blend in a shorty hip hugger style. Bella brand. Jest choose your size below. Aaaarrgghh!
Aaaaaargh - the Pirate Fish is here to bless you with a beer volcano and a stripper factory! Global warming is increasing due to a sharp decline in pirates, which are blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This mad marine bandit comes in 5" of bootyful black or white vinyl.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless America Bumper Sticker. Now we know the true creation story, make sure His holy pastaness blesses the U.S. with his noodly appendage.
Order 3 of these stickers for only $3.60! Dimensions: 3" x 11". Go Pirates! Humorous freethought sticker.
Flying Spaghetti Monster lapel pin in Gold or Silver. Here is your favorite new creator deity in all his noodly glory! This stylish pin is sure to start many interesting conversations with those curious folk who are still non-believers.... Dimensions: approx. 1" x 1/2"
Flying Spaghetti Monster embroidery iron-on patch. Identify yourself to the world as a devout Pastafarian with this cool iron-on patch. This creation god, developed to offer another alternative to evolution in Kansas, is the ideal statement for forward-thinking 21st century bikers! Aaaargghh.... Dimensions approx. 4" x 2"
Pirate Red Bandana flag. Here's another variation on the classic Skull 'n' Crossbones design. This one's perfect for the Johnny Depp fan in your household - Aaaaaarrgghh! 3' x 5' polyester, with brass grommets.
Pirate Fish embroidery iron-on patch. Aaaaarrrgghh!! Show your noodly disdain for global warming with this cool patch. Iron it on, then wear it with pride. We're all pirates at heart.... Dimensions approx. 3-1/2" x 2-1/4"
Pirate Car Flag. Here's a cute little Jolly Roger for your own personal pirate ship - or even your car. It's time to take down that tattered old "United We Stand" flag and replace it with something far more fun, for we are Pirates and they are not! Aaaaaarrgghh! Dimensions: 18" x 11"
Invisible Pink Unicorn pin in Gold and Silver. Here is her holy hoofiness depicted on a very attractive lapel pin. A metallic pink unicorn - whatever next? Maybe that's evolution happening before our very eyes....
Approx. 1" diameter.
Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty!
Up there in the sky, the Invisible Pink Unicorn watches over us, night and day. Can't you see her holy hoof-prints in the clouds? Only incurable infidels would deny her universal equine benevolence.... Diameter: approx 3-3/4"
Aaaarrgghh! vinyl cut-out, the sticker that say it all! Why have just one 'Talk Like A Pirate Day', when you can have this black, red, or white rallying cry on your 4-wheeled pirate ship all year round? Dimensions: 8" x 2"
Pirate Fish License Plate. For states that do not require a front plate, this humorous Pirate Fish makes a stunning option! It shows our boney, aged lil matey in the vast ocean waters he so often travels and pillages. Perfect for FSM fans!
"May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this Happy Holiday greeting card. Inside, HIS prayer "Our pasta, who art in colander, draining be thy noodles. Thy Pasta come, thy sauce be Yum. On top of some grated Parmesan" FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a magnet; you can view it here. Choose a single card or a money-saving 12 pack for $18.00.
Our newest tribute to his Holy Noodlyness The Flying Spaghetti Monster is now available in shirt form! (We also have this image as a greeting card and a magnet.) Full text reads: May His Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season. Well, we can only hope! Choose your size AND shirt color from the drop-down below. Click on image for a close-up of the design.
This shiny happy Pirate Fish pays homage to His Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Perfect for your Happy Holiday tree or anywhere else you'd like to hang it. Thin stamped metal, 2" long, 1.5" wide. Includes gold tassel for hanging. Available in gold finish. Arrives gift boxed.
"May his Noodly Appendages Touch You This Holiday Season" graces this magnet along with a candy cane, holly leaf and Menorah candle display. FSM has all your holiday needs covered. We also have this design as a greeting card. View it here.
A Flying Spaghetti Monster emblem made of metal! For those Pastafarians who would like a heavy-duty version of our classic emblem, this is for you! Measures the same as our plastic with metallic finish emblem at 5.25" x 2.5"
The perfect lil addition to your Holiday tree! Just like the emblem, but smaller and...dare I say...cuter?! Ornament measures 1.25" x 2.5". Choose either gold or silver finish.
Includes matching tassel for hanging.
Hail the pirate, beloved of all the FSM's children! Celebrate the Chosen ones with this adorable, sturdy tree decor! Ornament measures 1 7/8” x 1 1/8”. Choose either gold or silver finish. Includes matching tassel for hanging.
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