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Come enjoy our wide selection of mints, candies, and gum for all your liberal, piratical or irreverent occasions.
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Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints$3.00 Einstein's Relatively Strong Mints. Even if you haven't won a Nobel Prize for physics, these peppermints will awaken the forward-thinking scientist in you! Besides, we always thought that E=MC2 meant Eat More Candy - twice as much! Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" |
Enlighten Mints$3.00 Enlighten Mints. Engendering minty epiphanies and other related phenomena. Well, these sharp little peppermints will certainly clear your head, and rid your mouth of bad tastes! |
Brother Can You Spare a Mint?$3.00 Brother Can You Spare a Mint? He's very sorry to bother you, but Wall Street stole everything he had. His job, his home, his health coverage, and his retirement fund. So in this season of giving, please spare a thought - or a mint - for the victims of 30 years of Reaganomics. Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" |
After the Rapture mints$3.00 After the Rapture mints. Just in case you are one of those fortunate enough not to be raptured, prepare to celebrate an America rid of 12 million screeching Baptists with these tasty peppermints! Let's wave 'em all bye-bye, as off to heaven they fly! |
Anti-Gravity Mints$3.00 Anti-Gravity Mints. Just one of these sharp little peppermints will have you believing you can fly like a super-hero! No more waiting for hours in crowded departure lounges, just take off on your own and fly, fly away! Tin measures 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/2" |
AtoneMints$3.00 These are deliciously strong peppermints in a cute little tin. Get a fresh minty flavor from these gourmet mints. Tin measures 1-3/4 x 1-3/4 x 1/2 inches (4.45 x 4.45 x 1.27 cm). |
EmpowerMints$3.00 Get that 'power surge' you've always craved, with the refreshing taste of these great little peppermints. Rosie the Riveter is featured on the tin, imploring us all to go and take back what's ours! |
Last Supper After Dinner Mints$3.00 Temporarily out of stock until March 10. Last Supper After Dinner Mints! These marvellously mighty mints are perfect for cleansing your mouth of the bad taste left by religion - or even beer & pizza! Tin measures: 3" x 1-1/4" Contains approx. 100 mints. |
Sin-O-Mints$3.00 Deliciously strong cinnamon flavored mints in an amusing and reusable tin. Tin dimensions: 1-3/4 x 1-3/4 x 1/2 inches (4.45 x 4.45 x 1.27 cm) tin. |
Anti-Establish Mints$3.00 Viva La Freshness! Show your idenpendance against halitosis with these powerful mints in a Delcroix tin. Le Yum! |
Forbidden Fruits Sour Apple Candy$3.00 Sour Apple Flavor. A taste of the original sin! Comes in a brightly colored tin that is 1-3/4" x 1-3/4" by 1/2" inch tall. (4.45cm x 1.27 cm). |
Pirate Mints - Grog Flavor$3.00 Pirate Grog Mints. Each tin contains 100 sharp-tasting little mints. These are perfect for getting rid of the salty taste of the high seas. Get fresh - with a hint of grog - before you splice the anchor, and set off to plunder the next Spanish galleon that dares to sail across your bows! |
Messiah Mints$3.00 Holy fresh breath, here's that Jesus fella again - and this time he's spreading minty freshness into the mouths of the masses. He can't feed the 5,000 with this cute little tin of peppermints, but you'll feel a whole lot better after your hearty banquet of fish and loaves! |
Assistant Asshole GumAssistant Asshole Gum. Who's the Asshole in Chief? Yup, it's Dick Dastardly. Leading criminal mastermind of the Bush v2.0 regime, destroyer of nations and thief of countless treasury $billions. Until impeachement time comes, we can chew over his fate with this red hot gum! (8 pcs) |
ImpeachmintsWell... it was a good idea and nobody deserved it more except maybe Cheney. These still get a good laugh and the peach-flavored mints will restore that familiar, fresh taste of functioning democracy The tin makes an appropriate souvenir for the Bush years. |
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