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Wash Away Your Sins! You don't have to be a recovering Catholic or Notre Dame survivor to need a good cleansing. You have sinned and must be purified! (a bit like Ted Haggard) So here we have all kinds of products that guarantee the removal of evil from your dark and tortured soul....
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Wash Away Your Sins Car Air Freshener$3.00 As the church will tell you, sins can be committed almost anywhere. So freshen the air in your own personal 4-wheeled den of iniquity, and cleanse away those sins as you breathe in deeply the faithful fragrance of altar flowers. Start converting your sin-tainted zones into a fragrance-fresh heavenly paradise! [Order] [Checkout] |
Sins Lip Balm$5.50 Just the thing for a young student trying to convince a desired partner that they shouldn't worry about an imaginary god. Just a little of this balm and the sin of a kiss is wiped away. We taste-tested it and it truly is "cheap red wine flavor" just like the package promises! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes
$1.00 Towelette - Can't wait to get home to dispense of your sins? Carry a few antibacterial, sin-killing moist towelettes with you. Wipe sins away the instant they occur. No more waiting. Perfect for the Hypo-sin-driac. [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes (6 pack)$5.00 [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray$4.00 Merciful Mint Breath Spray... for Liars, Cheaters and Wrong-Doers..."Commune with Confidence". What can we say? Another great product to Wash Away Sins use lightly for foul mouth and generously for bigger sins! [Order] [Checkout] |
Wash Away your Sins BAR Soap 7 oz$8.00 Wash Away your Sins BAR Soap 7 oz. With its subtle blend of Somalian Frankincense, Indonesian Nutmeg and ginger, this bar of soap smells great, is guaranteed to wash away guilt and it works on all of the 7 deadly sins! [ Add to Cart] [ View Cart] |
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