Apparel and Accessories
Our current stock of cute anime girls, quirky sayings, and anything else we decide you should be wearing. Whether you want to make people stare dumbfounded or leave them thinking, we've got you covered.
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T-BlueSun.gif Blue Sun T-Shirt
$18.00
One of the best advertised corporations from everyone's favorite Space Western. This comfortable black cotton shirt features the shiny blue logo which will not crack or fade with time.

Need a larger size? Send us an email! We can probably get it!

 
   
T-RollInitiative.gif Roll Initiative Shirt
$22.00
Are you brave enough to step up to the challenge? Everyone knows what's about to go down when the Game Master utters the words "Roll Initiative". Take it one step further.

This image in pressed onto a black 100% cotton shirt using a new process that doesn't crack or fade like traditional screen printing. Available in standard t-shirt style, or a fitted women's cut. The 3XL is only available in the standard cut.

 
   
I-IlluminFront.jpg Illuminaughty Panties
$10.50
We told you, we are everywhere, and we STILL know how you like it! Perhaps now more than ever.

Your favorite wicked twist on one of the world's oldest conspiracies has made it's way into the sordid depths of your underwear drawer. Come and proudly display your membership to those select few privileged enough to know your secret. Design on comfortable black cotton shorties with the society's symbol on the front and the words "Illuminaughty" boldly scrawled across the back.

 
   
I-BioHazModel2.jpg BioHeart Panties
$10.50
The BioHeart has made its way into the apparel line, speading it's girly toxicity as it goes. Maybe you want to warn the world of the hazards of love, perhaps you just want a more feminine way to express your toxicity, or maybe you just want to make sure you warn pursuers of your dangerous side. Comfy black shorties with the heart in you-know-you-saw-it green.


 
   
I-SkullPantMode2.jpg Skull n' Crossbones Panties
$10.50
Avast! Ye be payin' attention here, me hearties. Here be a new addition to yer Cockswain's wardrobe. (That be the name for the captain's assistant. Clean up your mind there, ye scalawag!) These black panties with the skull and bones across the starboard cheek is sure to tickle the fancy of any good Sea Queen. Ye know these panties be looking good on your favorite pirate's booty!

 
   
IllumiNaughty Illuminati IllumiNaughty T-shirt
$25.00
Watch out! It's the IllumiNaughty! They are everywhere and they know how YOU like it!! Here's a fun shirt featuring the symbol of the IllumiNaughty's all-seeing eye on the front. The back of the shirt has text saying: "We are everywhere and we know how you like it." Silver image on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.
Comes in unisex or women's cut sizes. Pick your style and size below.


 
   
BE-MaidT.jpg Maid T-Shirt
$20.00
Looking for some service? Allow our adorable maid to be with you always. Name the size and weÆll place her on a shirt so sheÆll always be close to your... heart. Designed by Nicole Dubois. Watermark not printed on shirt.

 
   
BE-CatgirlT.jpg Catgirl T-Shirt
$20.00
Nothing like having a hot catgirl on your chest. This is our special kitty and she can be yours on a custom shirt. One of our biggest sellers. Designed by Nicole Dubois. Watermark not printed on shirt.

 
   
BE-TeacherT.jpg Teacher T-Shirt
$20.00
Hot for teacher? We sure are. She came to the office and taught us all a lesson. Now sheÆs all yours on whatever size shirt youÆre looking for. Study hard! Designed by Nicole Dubois. Watermark not printed on shirt.

 
   
BE-KungFuT.jpg KungFu Girl T-Shirt
$20.00
Our newest design! This sexy kung fu girl is about to go Tiger-style all over you... you know you want it. If you're lucky she'll teach you a few new moves. Designed by Nicole Dubois. Watermark not printed on shirt.

 
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